1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.BZ 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.BZ 3 00:00:18,280 --> 00:00:21,560 Don't move. Don't move. Show your hands. 4 00:00:21,640 --> 00:00:25,240 Show them... otherwise I'll shoot your head off. 5 00:00:25,320 --> 00:00:28,720 Don't you believe me? Test me. Test me. 6 00:00:33,960 --> 00:00:38,320 -What the hell was that? -What? What are you talking about? 7 00:00:38,520 --> 00:00:41,280 It's my vote for that make the guy obey. 8 00:00:41,800 --> 00:00:46,640 "Test me"? You spit, have crazy eyes and sounds like crazy. 9 00:00:46,720 --> 00:00:49,560 The guy must think I'm crazy. Totally unpredictable. 10 00:00:49,640 --> 00:00:52,320 This is how Ali defeated Liston. Sure, sad. 11 00:00:52,400 --> 00:00:54,560 Ali convinced Liston that Ali was crazy. 12 00:00:54,640 --> 00:00:57,400 It is a well-known fact that tough guys are afraid of lunatics. 13 00:00:57,480 --> 00:00:59,640 It's stupid. Let me show how it's done. 14 00:01:11,760 --> 00:01:14,160 It's not worth it, mate. 15 00:01:14,240 --> 00:01:17,400 Why don't you do it yourself a favor and lays down the weapon 16 00:01:18,040 --> 00:01:22,400 then we can all go from here calm and fine. 17 00:01:27,800 --> 00:01:29,720 -Did you wink at the guy? -Perhaps. 18 00:01:30,480 --> 00:01:33,160 Why are you whispering? Are you here to arrest them or to turn them on? 19 00:01:33,240 --> 00:01:36,080 Because honestly do you turn me on 20 00:01:36,160 --> 00:01:38,920 Are you here to kiss him or to arrest him? 21 00:01:39,000 --> 00:01:42,160 I'm trying to show I'm in control strong, silent, like Clint Eastwood. 22 00:01:42,240 --> 00:01:44,520 Clint Eastwood? Clint Eastwood is sexy and seductive. 23 00:01:44,600 --> 00:01:48,480 I am sexy and seductive. That was my nickname at school. 24 00:01:48,560 --> 00:01:50,760 Are you sure it wasn't? laughing bed wetter? 25 00:01:50,840 --> 00:01:53,240 What are you still doing here? 26 00:01:53,960 --> 00:01:56,160 We look after our jobs. Go out on patrol. 27 00:02:07,840 --> 00:02:09,880 You know what? Last week we forgot. 28 00:02:09,960 --> 00:02:13,360 Before we do anything else shall we buy lottery tickets. 29 00:02:13,440 --> 00:02:19,200 - There are about 400 million in the pool. -You never win anyway. 30 00:02:19,280 --> 00:02:23,440 Are you tired? Are you tired of possibly buy manor houses? 31 00:02:23,520 --> 00:02:25,360 Are you tired of possibly buy yachts? 32 00:02:25,440 --> 00:02:30,160 Are you tired of getting freshly baked? pie served by beautiful women? 33 00:02:30,240 --> 00:02:33,760 - Is that what you wanted to do with the money? -Yes. I'm not ashamed... 34 00:02:33,840 --> 00:02:38,720 ...over freshly baked pie and my love for pie. I would have freshly baked pie 35 00:02:38,800 --> 00:02:42,920 served by beautiful women in aprons with the text "I love to bake pie". 36 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:46,680 I love pie so much that I wanted to get a pie-shaped pool 37 00:02:46,840 --> 00:02:49,280 just to annoy you and you weren't allowed to swim in it. 38 00:02:49,360 --> 00:02:52,440 A circular one, okay? Many pools are circles. 39 00:02:52,520 --> 00:02:55,520 After all, you have 400 million dollars. Do you want to buy pie with the money? 40 00:02:55,600 --> 00:02:58,360 I wanted to buy stores or something. 41 00:02:58,440 --> 00:03:01,800 Underwear stores are lucrative. I would buy a Victoria's Secrets. 42 00:03:01,880 --> 00:03:06,400 It's not Victoria's Secret. It's Victoria's Secret. 43 00:03:06,480 --> 00:03:09,360 -There is only one secret. - I also wanted to travel. 44 00:03:09,440 --> 00:03:12,560 -Where to? -To an exotic place. 45 00:03:12,640 --> 00:03:15,920 -Rome, or Italy. -Yes. It's the same place. 46 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:21,200 Fine. I save money. What would you do with your half? 47 00:03:21,280 --> 00:03:25,840 I have a plan. I would buy one circus and restore its reputation. 48 00:03:25,920 --> 00:03:28,480 That's the difference between you and me, Murphy. 49 00:03:28,560 --> 00:03:31,560 I use my brain. You don't think things through. 50 00:03:31,640 --> 00:03:35,600 -Do you know how to run a circus? -What's the problem? 51 00:03:35,680 --> 00:03:39,600 Elephant shit is so big. You must clean it up, big as bowling balls. 52 00:03:39,680 --> 00:03:45,120 Think if you have to fire a clown. They are creepy. I don't trust them. 53 00:03:45,200 --> 00:03:48,800 I wanted to be part of the circus too. I wanted to be an artist. 54 00:03:48,880 --> 00:03:53,200 -What talent do you have for the circus? - Lion Tamers, or something. 55 00:03:53,280 --> 00:03:58,720 - You're allergic to cats? - I just take allergy pills. 56 00:03:58,800 --> 00:04:00,800 -Cats don't like you. -Cats love me. 57 00:04:00,880 --> 00:04:03,200 Find a cat and I will make it do tricks. 58 00:04:03,280 --> 00:04:06,880 - Find a cat now. -Yes, yes. Wait, I got a text. 59 00:04:07,960 --> 00:04:11,960 One of our informants has info. "Meet me at the usual place." 60 00:04:21,680 --> 00:04:24,280 Get in the car, you pig! Taylor, handcuff him. 61 00:04:25,000 --> 00:04:27,000 Show him too. He probably has a weapon on him. 62 00:04:28,440 --> 00:04:30,480 Scumbags like you gives the city a bad reputation. 63 00:04:30,560 --> 00:04:34,520 There is not enough Lysol to remove your stench from the streets. 64 00:04:34,600 --> 00:04:36,760 You make me sick. 65 00:04:47,840 --> 00:04:50,880 -What the hell was that? - I'm so sorry. 66 00:04:50,960 --> 00:04:54,720 I read a book about method based play. I totally got into the role. 67 00:04:54,800 --> 00:04:58,800 No one should know you worked for us. Maybe I went too far. 68 00:04:58,880 --> 00:05:03,000 - Are you kidding? -"Guys like you give the city a bad name." 69 00:05:03,080 --> 00:05:07,160 “There is not enough Lysol to wash away the stench of you." 70 00:05:07,240 --> 00:05:11,040 -Stop watching Hill Street Blues. -Retransmission strap still holds. 71 00:05:11,120 --> 00:05:13,880 It is hurtful. Informants also have feelings. 72 00:05:19,240 --> 00:05:21,840 Seriously, i appreciate the ride guys. 73 00:05:21,920 --> 00:05:25,840 You are a good guy. You just are tired of seeing crime in your neighborhood. 74 00:05:25,920 --> 00:05:29,560 We wish there were more like you. What you are doing is brave. 75 00:05:29,640 --> 00:05:33,240 We do not see you as an informant. You are actually a friend. 76 00:05:33,320 --> 00:05:36,960 Thanks, buddy. You guys are ok, then. 77 00:05:37,040 --> 00:05:38,720 Just ok? 78 00:05:38,800 --> 00:05:40,920 You are not just ok. 79 00:05:41,000 --> 00:05:44,640 We open our hearts and give compliments and we're just ok? 80 00:05:45,120 --> 00:05:47,600 We hug and kiss. It becomes almost intrusive. 81 00:05:47,680 --> 00:05:49,640 My God. It's a compliment. 82 00:05:55,840 --> 00:05:58,080 This music is good and soothing. 83 00:06:00,600 --> 00:06:04,680 Nobody beats the best, good old Bing. 84 00:06:04,760 --> 00:06:07,880 -Bing Crosby? -Bing Crosby, my friend. Precise. 85 00:06:07,960 --> 00:06:12,520 -I loved his crooner voice. - Me too. 86 00:06:14,000 --> 00:06:15,880 -What? -What? 87 00:06:15,960 --> 00:06:19,520 When we said we loved Bing, you huffed, rolling your eyes. 88 00:06:19,600 --> 00:06:21,720 I didn't do that at all. 89 00:06:21,800 --> 00:06:25,760 -You huffed and rolled your eyes. - I didn't. 90 00:06:25,840 --> 00:06:27,960 - You really did. - I heard that too. 91 00:06:28,040 --> 00:06:31,840 You made a slimy sound as if you 92 00:06:31,920 --> 00:06:34,600 cleared the throat because you had a hair in his mouth, type... 93 00:06:34,880 --> 00:06:37,720 No, as if he licked sand off the floor. 94 00:06:38,720 --> 00:06:41,640 Ok, none of that happened. And you must not interfere. 95 00:06:41,720 --> 00:06:43,880 You're just an informant that gets protection. 96 00:06:43,960 --> 00:06:47,080 I was just a friend, and now I am I'm just an informant who gets protection. 97 00:06:47,160 --> 00:06:49,240 -Ok, I'm not a fan. -Why not? 98 00:06:49,320 --> 00:06:52,920 Bing? A grown man named Bing? 99 00:06:53,000 --> 00:06:56,960 That's how it was then. You got nicknames in Hollywood back then - Bing. 100 00:06:57,040 --> 00:06:59,800 The guy is a legend an American icon. 101 00:07:00,520 --> 00:07:03,360 -What the hell is an "iclone"? -You know, an iclone. 102 00:07:03,440 --> 00:07:05,880 -You mean icon? - That's what I said. 103 00:07:05,960 --> 00:07:07,960 -You said iklon. -I think I said icon. 104 00:07:08,040 --> 00:07:10,440 -You said iklon. -I know what I said. 105 00:07:10,520 --> 00:07:12,320 Yes, you said iklon. 106 00:07:12,400 --> 00:07:15,920 Whose side are you on? Keep gossiping about people instead. 107 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:19,960 -I should have taken an Uber. - I heard he beat his children. 108 00:07:20,440 --> 00:07:22,360 -What? -Not enough of that... 109 00:07:22,440 --> 00:07:25,480 He did it with a bag of oranges so it didn't turn into bruises. 110 00:07:25,560 --> 00:07:29,800 -Can you be harmed by a bag of oranges? -If you put many in the bag. 111 00:07:29,880 --> 00:07:33,920 -Not with a bag of oranges. -Navel oranges can really hurt. 112 00:07:34,000 --> 00:07:37,400 Navel? It wouldn't hurt me. 113 00:07:37,480 --> 00:07:40,720 You're not that tough. If I hit you with oranges you will suffer. 114 00:07:40,800 --> 00:07:45,280 Have you heard a heavyweight boxer say: "Tyson hits like a bag of oranges." 115 00:07:45,360 --> 00:07:49,400 We prove it now. We stop, there is a fruit stand. 116 00:07:49,480 --> 00:07:52,400 - That's a good idea. - We're doing a little test. 117 00:07:52,480 --> 00:07:54,600 - Now you have to show what you're good at. -Precise. 118 00:07:55,440 --> 00:07:58,120 I read in Psychological Today 119 00:07:58,200 --> 00:08:00,640 that the mood has to do with how hard to hit someone. 120 00:08:00,720 --> 00:08:04,160 -He's not trying to knock him unconscious. -He must learn discipline. 121 00:08:04,240 --> 00:08:05,800 You don't knock anyone with fruit. 122 00:08:05,880 --> 00:08:10,040 - He won't do that if he's the father. - I'm just trying to discipline the boy. 123 00:08:10,120 --> 00:08:12,400 Discipline me with this one. Boom. 124 00:08:12,480 --> 00:08:14,880 This is a tangerine or a clementine or something. 125 00:08:14,960 --> 00:08:19,280 These are the ones we use. 126 00:08:19,360 --> 00:08:22,760 -Don't use a banana on me. -Don't be childish, it's just fruit. 127 00:08:22,840 --> 00:08:24,800 You are a fruit. 128 00:08:24,880 --> 00:08:28,640 We stick to the citrus family. It will be two for you, two for me. 129 00:08:28,720 --> 00:08:32,360 -Who pays for this? - Lay out some money. 130 00:08:32,440 --> 00:08:35,080 You are the stingiest of all. 131 00:08:35,160 --> 00:08:37,240 - We are just thrifty. -Okay, come on. 132 00:08:37,320 --> 00:08:39,720 Right now I am a real Bing Crosby. 133 00:08:39,800 --> 00:08:43,120 -You're the tough one, huh? -Yes, we can handle you. 134 00:08:43,200 --> 00:08:45,480 - I'll show you. -You little bigot. 135 00:08:45,560 --> 00:08:47,960 Taste it! 136 00:09:07,840 --> 00:09:10,480 You can't beat one brother out with vitamin C. 137 00:09:10,600 --> 00:09:13,720 We might need extra oranges. 138 00:09:13,800 --> 00:09:16,040 How about this? Two strokes each. 139 00:09:16,120 --> 00:09:20,160 - As if he were a karate man. -Come on now. Want to be a tough boy? 140 00:09:20,240 --> 00:09:22,240 I'm gonna make you hard. 141 00:09:57,840 --> 00:10:01,200 -Okay, okay... -Taste it. 142 00:10:01,280 --> 00:10:04,240 Police brutality! 143 00:10:04,320 --> 00:10:06,520 I'll give you police brutality. 144 00:10:06,600 --> 00:10:08,360 Hold up. 145 00:10:10,600 --> 00:10:12,160 Ok, here we go. 146 00:10:14,280 --> 00:10:16,200 ORANGE JUSTICE? 147 00:10:31,080 --> 00:10:34,160 ...two bags of oranges, two officers. 148 00:10:34,240 --> 00:10:39,040 That's all the information we have, but as soon as more information comes out... 149 00:10:39,120 --> 00:10:41,480 Aren't you glad you're not a black in America today? 150 00:10:41,560 --> 00:10:44,920 - The police. The police. They beat black men with oranges. 151 00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:48,560 -A symbol of white supremacy? - It really sounds like that. 152 00:10:48,640 --> 00:10:52,880 They are going off the rails now with tiki torches and orange bags. 153 00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:55,160 Where will it end for our country? 154 00:10:55,240 --> 00:10:57,400 Thank you all for being here today. 155 00:10:57,960 --> 00:11:00,640 My client is tired of that the police are harassing him. 156 00:11:01,120 --> 00:11:03,400 This time they have gone too far. 157 00:11:10,960 --> 00:11:14,680 Oranges are for eating, not to be fought with. 158 00:11:17,680 --> 00:11:19,440 We can prove that in court. 159 00:11:19,960 --> 00:11:25,160 The oranges. Witnesses have also seen the officers at 160 00:11:25,240 --> 00:11:27,840 the fruit stand further down on the street buy these oranges. 161 00:11:28,800 --> 00:11:31,600 - We are not racists. - I know you're not racist. 162 00:11:31,680 --> 00:11:35,960 You are too stupid to be racist. You can't even spell it. 163 00:11:37,040 --> 00:11:42,960 Racist. R-A-C-I-S-T, racist. You know, like a cyst on society. 164 00:11:43,040 --> 00:11:45,000 No, it's not spelled that way. 165 00:11:45,080 --> 00:11:47,400 Do you know what a cyst is? Have you had a cyst? 166 00:11:47,480 --> 00:11:50,400 No, I've never had a cyst. but I saw one on Dr. Pimple Popper. 167 00:11:50,480 --> 00:11:53,040 -Did you see that? They are disgusting. -Yes, it is quite disgusting. 168 00:11:53,120 --> 00:11:56,760 Have you ever seen her blow one up? All the blood and mucus and pus that comes out. 169 00:11:56,840 --> 00:12:00,720 - So disgusting. You want to throw up. - I had to see anyway. 170 00:12:00,800 --> 00:12:04,480 Like a train wreck. You can't tear your eyes away. 171 00:12:04,560 --> 00:12:06,040 Shut up! 172 00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:09,160 You two never shut up. 173 00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:12,160 - I don't think it fits. - I'm good at keeping my mouth shut. 174 00:12:12,240 --> 00:12:15,480 I'm better. I can shut up for a week. 175 00:12:15,560 --> 00:12:18,680 -I can shut up in a moment. -Do you want to compete? Count to three. 176 00:12:18,760 --> 00:12:20,600 -Ok, one, two... -Why are you counting on me? 177 00:12:20,680 --> 00:12:25,640 Now that's enough. You know what? I hate you two. 178 00:12:27,240 --> 00:12:30,880 You are good officers, but this is just ridiculous. 179 00:12:30,960 --> 00:12:34,080 You argue non-stop. I'm sick of it. 180 00:12:34,160 --> 00:12:38,080 It's a misunderstanding with Buzzy. He's just taking advantage of the situation. 181 00:12:38,160 --> 00:12:39,800 Don't you think I know? 182 00:12:39,880 --> 00:12:44,240 As a representative of the New York Police Department can't i just say the guy is fake. 183 00:12:44,320 --> 00:12:46,880 After all we've been through... 184 00:12:47,400 --> 00:12:50,120 ...would all bad cops throughout the country get away easily. 185 00:12:51,280 --> 00:12:53,920 -So what do we do now? -I spoke to the police chief. 186 00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:55,880 This came from One Police Plaza. 187 00:12:55,960 --> 00:13:01,120 You are suspended for 60 days without salary pending further investigation. 188 00:13:02,240 --> 00:13:04,080 - Do you mean it? -I mean it. 189 00:13:04,160 --> 00:13:06,840 -So what should we do? -Get him talking. 190 00:13:07,680 --> 00:13:12,240 If it turns out he cooperated with us they would kill him. 191 00:13:12,320 --> 00:13:17,320 You either enter him or you leave. Either way, it will be investigation. 192 00:13:17,400 --> 00:13:20,120 He doesn't care about you. then name him. 193 00:13:20,720 --> 00:13:22,800 I can't do that. He saved our lives. 194 00:13:22,880 --> 00:13:28,000 He's just exploiting the city to make a profit money? People do it all the time. 195 00:13:28,080 --> 00:13:33,640 - You risk prosecution. -For hitting someone with oranges? 196 00:13:33,720 --> 00:13:37,440 Bing Crosby used to do that mod his children and they became good people. 197 00:13:37,520 --> 00:13:41,760 - Two of them actually committed suicide. -Why didn't you say that earlier? 198 00:13:41,840 --> 00:13:45,000 I said I hated Bing Crosby. He's just a nuisance. 199 00:13:45,720 --> 00:13:47,560 Don't you want him to talk? 200 00:13:48,320 --> 00:13:50,960 It cannot be done. He is one good guy We don't hate him. 201 00:13:51,040 --> 00:13:53,680 No, I don't hate him. But you know who I hate? 202 00:13:53,760 --> 00:13:56,600 -Bob Ross. -Bob Ross, the painter? 203 00:13:56,680 --> 00:14:01,120 -Why that? - He is positive and has pink glasses. 204 00:14:01,200 --> 00:14:04,240 Are you kidding me? And I don't even like his paintings. 205 00:14:04,320 --> 00:14:07,280 -I can paint better. -You wouldn't win a painting competition. 206 00:14:07,360 --> 00:14:09,080 I actually won a… 207 00:14:09,160 --> 00:14:14,440 Did you hear that? Out of here. Out of mine office and get yourself a lawyer. 208 00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:19,120 I will not take anything in advance, but it is the most exciting in a long time. 209 00:14:19,200 --> 00:14:21,960 No, 32. Yes, cocktail waitress. 210 00:14:22,040 --> 00:14:26,160 -Oh, does she dance? - As you can only dream of. 211 00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:29,360 -Is she sexy or what? - No, beautiful. 212 00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:36,200 Yep. See you there tomorrow. 213 00:14:38,320 --> 00:14:41,520 Mistake number one: Never do anything without consulting your lawyer. 214 00:14:41,600 --> 00:14:44,880 Body language, how to sit, where you sit, what you wear. 215 00:14:44,960 --> 00:14:49,200 Everything matters to a jury on a subconscious level. 216 00:14:49,280 --> 00:14:53,400 - The guy is good... Ok, Mr. Margulies... -Quiet. 217 00:14:53,840 --> 00:14:56,240 Rule No. 2: Never talk unless you are prosecuted. 218 00:14:56,320 --> 00:14:58,680 It's not what you say, it's what you don't say how to say it 219 00:14:58,760 --> 00:15:03,920 and how not to say it. Besides, I know who you are. 220 00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:06,680 You are the two white cops who allegedly mistreated 221 00:15:07,400 --> 00:15:11,400 the defenseless black man with a bag of oranges. 222 00:15:11,480 --> 00:15:15,320 I've seen it, everyone's seen it. This morning I told Jenny, the secretary. 223 00:15:15,400 --> 00:15:18,680 “Why not help guys and take the case?" 224 00:15:18,760 --> 00:15:21,000 We really appreciate it... 225 00:15:21,080 --> 00:15:24,320 I have to say why not. Because you are the two white idiots who were filmed 226 00:15:24,400 --> 00:15:28,200 when you beat a poor, defenseless one black man with a sack of oranges. 227 00:15:28,280 --> 00:15:30,320 Hello. Is anyone listening? 228 00:15:30,400 --> 00:15:32,560 -So basically you can't help us. -Help you? 229 00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:36,320 Of course I can help you. Have you heard of Marvin Metzger? 230 00:15:37,440 --> 00:15:40,120 -No. -The biggest villain in town. 231 00:15:40,200 --> 00:15:42,640 He made it look like he stole candy from a kiosk. 232 00:15:42,720 --> 00:15:44,880 You never know why heard of him? 233 00:15:44,960 --> 00:15:48,240 Because it never went to trial. That's how good I am, the best. 234 00:15:48,320 --> 00:15:51,680 The only lawyer that can get acquitted of the charges. 235 00:15:51,760 --> 00:15:54,240 -So you help us? -Screw it. 236 00:15:54,320 --> 00:15:57,680 You don't listen. I had to have been crazy to take such a case. 237 00:15:57,760 --> 00:15:59,680 Everyone hates you. 238 00:16:00,040 --> 00:16:03,760 - Thank you for taking the time. - We have to find someone else. 239 00:16:03,840 --> 00:16:05,520 Wait, come back. 240 00:16:08,560 --> 00:16:11,320 I'm going to hate myself for this. - Jenny! 241 00:16:11,760 --> 00:16:13,960 Jane! Damn it. 242 00:16:14,600 --> 00:16:15,680 Yes, Mr. Margulies? 243 00:16:17,200 --> 00:16:22,160 Three corned beef on rye bread, mustard, extra pickles. - What do you want to drink? 244 00:16:22,240 --> 00:16:25,120 -Dr. Pepper. - Check if they have Tab? 245 00:16:25,600 --> 00:16:26,920 We take two Cokes. 246 00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:32,480 Look, I feel bad about that do not take the case. This might relieve… 247 00:16:32,560 --> 00:16:37,240 ...helps you feel better. We are reviewing the case. I can give advice. 248 00:16:37,320 --> 00:16:41,360 - We have no one to turn to. -No government lawyers. 249 00:16:41,440 --> 00:16:44,440 Of course I take payment. The sandwiches cost a fortune. 250 00:16:48,280 --> 00:16:51,240 Can we share a sandwich? Is it possible here? 251 00:16:58,720 --> 00:16:59,720 Thanks. 252 00:17:01,600 --> 00:17:06,160 Let's not accuse each other. We have to figure out what we are doing. 253 00:17:06,520 --> 00:17:10,560 We lose our insurance. I need to find a new doctor. 254 00:17:10,640 --> 00:17:13,520 Be nice. Stop complaining. It is the least of our problems. 255 00:17:13,600 --> 00:17:17,560 Not for me. I love my doctor. He has been practicing for 30 years. 256 00:17:18,200 --> 00:17:20,640 -Practiced for 30 years? -Yes, he is fantastic. 257 00:17:21,200 --> 00:17:24,080 I guess he can't be good if he has practiced for 30 years. Sounds stupid. 258 00:17:24,160 --> 00:17:27,000 -Why? -When will he become a real doctor? 259 00:17:27,080 --> 00:17:30,480 -He practices medicine, you idiot. -Yes, I know what it is. 260 00:17:30,560 --> 00:17:35,840 Will he never finish? He is reserve that always sits on the bench. 261 00:17:35,920 --> 00:17:38,320 I hope not I am in the firing line. 262 00:17:38,400 --> 00:17:40,560 -Uncle Seamus. How is it going? -Murph, how are you? 263 00:17:40,640 --> 00:17:42,720 - Nice to see you. -Taylor, we're going to sit down. 264 00:17:42,800 --> 00:17:45,520 Uncle Seamus, the man, the myth, the legend. 265 00:17:45,760 --> 00:17:48,960 -How did you know we were here? -You are everywhere on the internet. 266 00:17:49,040 --> 00:17:51,320 You have hate groups following you. 267 00:17:51,400 --> 00:17:52,840 THE FRUIT KILLS 268 00:17:58,360 --> 00:17:59,680 Come now! 269 00:18:01,240 --> 00:18:03,280 - I have to talk to you. -Yes. 270 00:18:03,360 --> 00:18:06,520 Do you remember your cousin Joanna? She lives in Chicago. 271 00:18:06,600 --> 00:18:08,320 She is scrappy. Yes. 272 00:18:08,400 --> 00:18:11,240 You played together. You didn't do anything else as kids, did you? 273 00:18:11,320 --> 00:18:14,400 No, no. She's more his type, by the way. 274 00:18:14,480 --> 00:18:18,840 Cousins ​​can have deformities. Three lips, five lips, that sort of thing. 275 00:18:18,920 --> 00:18:23,400 She has a child now. She messing around with a bunch of zeros. 276 00:18:23,480 --> 00:18:28,560 Eventually she becomes pregnant with one thin nerd that she throws out. 277 00:18:28,640 --> 00:18:32,120 Now Lacey is looking for her father again. 278 00:18:32,200 --> 00:18:34,320 She has met him once. Now she wants to resume contact. 279 00:18:34,400 --> 00:18:36,720 Lacey is the kid, right? 280 00:18:36,800 --> 00:18:39,960 -She is 16, 18, approximately. -Ok, and where is the father? 281 00:18:40,040 --> 00:18:42,760 -Vancouver. -Is he in Spain? 282 00:18:44,160 --> 00:18:46,600 -Canada. -When did they move from the city? 283 00:18:46,680 --> 00:18:48,760 Why doesn't she fly there to meet him? 284 00:18:48,840 --> 00:18:54,120 She is afraid of flying and I can't drive longer because of the arthritis. 285 00:18:54,200 --> 00:18:56,680 - Is that what you have, gout? -Yes, I have arthritis. 286 00:18:56,760 --> 00:19:00,280 Are you a pirate from 1854 or? Do you have scurvy too? 287 00:19:00,360 --> 00:19:02,400 “Hey, gout and scurvy mine is reporting." 288 00:19:02,640 --> 00:19:06,440 - It is serious and it hurts. - I have heard about the diseases. 289 00:19:06,520 --> 00:19:11,040 You know the email that circulated somewhere said Sergeant Peters had the plague? 290 00:19:11,120 --> 00:19:14,800 It said that he should have a plaque, an award. 291 00:19:14,880 --> 00:19:17,360 Why give him an award because he had the plague? 292 00:19:17,440 --> 00:19:20,560 Is that why you didn't reach out to him the hand? 293 00:19:20,640 --> 00:19:24,440 I will not have plague or rheumatism or whooping cough or scurvy. 294 00:19:24,520 --> 00:19:27,520 These are old diseases. I bet that the new ones are much more dangerous. 295 00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:30,560 We have computers, technology. They are smarter and... 296 00:19:30,640 --> 00:19:33,600 Can you two shut up? Listen to me. 297 00:19:33,680 --> 00:19:37,600 I want you guys to go my niece to meet the inept father. 298 00:19:37,680 --> 00:19:43,400 I don't want a weak guy to take her with you. I don't trust him. 299 00:19:43,480 --> 00:19:47,640 You can beat people up and kick ass. 300 00:19:48,160 --> 00:19:51,960 We used a roll of 25-cent coins, but you got the point with the oranges. 301 00:19:52,080 --> 00:19:55,560 The oranges, no bruises. We didn't care. You break up. 302 00:19:55,640 --> 00:19:58,360 I want you to do it. You're a former boxer, aren't you? 303 00:19:58,440 --> 00:20:02,240 Yes, 21 games. I won 15. The other six I came second. 304 00:20:03,160 --> 00:20:05,000 It's better than coming last. 305 00:20:05,520 --> 00:20:10,440 When you were a cop it was different. We are not like that. 306 00:20:10,520 --> 00:20:13,880 We are not walking cops around and fight. 307 00:20:13,960 --> 00:20:16,640 - I'll give you 10,000. - But we beat people if we have to. 308 00:20:16,720 --> 00:20:20,680 Yeah, I'll bang that guy right now. I don't care. 309 00:20:20,760 --> 00:20:23,800 I knock him out on the spot. 310 00:20:23,880 --> 00:20:26,000 -10,000... - I would beat my mother for that. 311 00:20:28,520 --> 00:20:31,560 Let me ask a question. If you were a superhero… 312 00:20:32,080 --> 00:20:35,440 -Who would you be? -I don't know...Hulken. 313 00:20:35,520 --> 00:20:38,600 - The sob? Why the Howl? -Because he's super strong. 314 00:20:38,680 --> 00:20:41,840 He expresses his anger and he is green, probably irish. 315 00:20:42,240 --> 00:20:44,160 -You don't want to be the Hulk. -Why not? 316 00:20:44,240 --> 00:20:48,000 First, he has seizures. He tears all his clothes to pieces. 317 00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:50,040 You know how carefully you is with your clothes. 318 00:20:50,120 --> 00:20:54,120 Ok, he's a brilliant researcher. He can design clothes. 319 00:20:54,200 --> 00:20:57,400 Then he gets none time to fight crime. 320 00:20:57,480 --> 00:21:02,360 -Which superhero would you be? -One of the brave. 321 00:21:02,440 --> 00:21:05,080 Those who fight anti-Semitism, someone Jewish. 322 00:21:05,720 --> 00:21:10,880 -Which Jewish superhero would you be? -Spiderman. Yeah, or Batman. 323 00:21:11,920 --> 00:21:13,840 -Spiderman? -Spiderman or Batman. 324 00:21:13,920 --> 00:21:15,680 - Yep. -And you think they are called that? 325 00:21:15,760 --> 00:21:19,640 It fits. They came here and they had to change the name. 326 00:21:19,720 --> 00:21:21,720 The female, what is her name? 327 00:21:21,800 --> 00:21:24,920 - The superhero? Wonder Woman. -Yes, Wonder Woman. 328 00:21:25,760 --> 00:21:28,360 Yes, Wonder Woman, but you notice they are sexist. 329 00:21:28,440 --> 00:21:32,040 That's why they gave her one glass plane, because it is a glass ceiling. 330 00:21:32,120 --> 00:21:35,440 Do you see the synchronicity here? See the preview? 331 00:21:35,520 --> 00:21:38,920 Which one is your best arrival speech? 332 00:21:39,640 --> 00:21:41,960 The best arrival speech, one that always works? 333 00:21:42,720 --> 00:21:44,200 Do you want some money? 334 00:21:45,040 --> 00:21:47,240 -Do you want some money? -Precise. 335 00:21:47,320 --> 00:21:50,240 Do you ask a girl that? A girl you like? 336 00:21:50,320 --> 00:21:52,760 "Do you want some money"? Does she ever say yes? 337 00:21:52,840 --> 00:21:56,120 If she says yes, I don't hang up. That's how I get it out of the way right away. 338 00:21:56,200 --> 00:21:58,200 I know she's laughing she has a sense of humor. 339 00:21:58,280 --> 00:22:00,320 She says, “No, I don't want to have money", I say: 340 00:22:00,400 --> 00:22:04,600 “Good, because it was a test of your morals. We go to church." 341 00:22:05,160 --> 00:22:07,520 -Oh my god... -What is your best arrival line? 342 00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:10,720 It's simple. You just say: "Hey, where are you from?" 343 00:22:11,280 --> 00:22:13,280 -Where are you from? - Yes, that simple. 344 00:22:13,360 --> 00:22:17,000 Yes, building a house begins one with the foundation. 345 00:22:17,080 --> 00:22:19,280 Yes, if you have to be boring and stupid. 346 00:22:19,360 --> 00:22:21,320 Boring and stupid? You get incredible answers. 347 00:22:21,400 --> 00:22:23,640 Someone says: "Oh, I'm from Portugal". 348 00:22:23,720 --> 00:22:26,520 -Who says that -A Portuguese girl... 349 00:22:26,600 --> 00:22:29,800 -Have you ever met anyone? -At "Little Portugal" on 29th Street. 350 00:22:29,880 --> 00:22:33,360 -Little Portugal at 29.? -There is a Portuguese restaurant there. 351 00:22:33,440 --> 00:22:36,960 So you went there and assumed that all were from Mexico. 352 00:22:38,040 --> 00:22:43,200 Two things I don't like about the NFL. A, they are overpaid. And 2... 353 00:22:43,280 --> 00:22:47,000 They dance if they take one 10-yard pass. It's ridiculous. 354 00:22:47,080 --> 00:22:52,320 Shown, but you can't go from letters to numbers in a sequence. 355 00:22:52,400 --> 00:22:55,000 They correspond numerically. 356 00:22:55,080 --> 00:23:00,640 Numerical? No, after A follows B. A and then B. 357 00:23:00,720 --> 00:23:03,680 -Let me do it in a better way. - Yes, please. 358 00:23:03,760 --> 00:23:07,320 A... Okay? Are you satisfied? One, they are overpaid. 359 00:23:07,400 --> 00:23:10,040 And B, they make it stupid dance. 360 00:23:10,120 --> 00:23:14,000 -You went from numbers to letters. - It's the same. 361 00:23:14,080 --> 00:23:17,520 You stick to numbers, or letters. A, B, C, D. 362 00:23:17,600 --> 00:23:21,280 You don't go A, 2, B, C, D. You don't do that. 363 00:23:21,360 --> 00:23:23,560 How many batteries do you have in one gizmo, two or three? 364 00:23:23,640 --> 00:23:25,720 -Two or three. -And which batteries are they? 365 00:23:25,840 --> 00:23:28,480 -Double A, or triple A. - Thank you. That was all. 366 00:23:58,040 --> 00:24:00,520 -Is your cousin beautiful? - No, not at all. 367 00:24:03,760 --> 00:24:06,200 Hi Joanna! Nice to see you. 368 00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:08,920 -Hello. -My partner Taylor. 369 00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:11,640 -Nice. - Hi, Taylor. Lovely. Welcome. 370 00:24:11,720 --> 00:24:17,560 I feel so much better now, I know you are working on the case. 371 00:24:17,640 --> 00:24:21,440 There was actually a break-in my house a few weeks ago. 372 00:24:21,520 --> 00:24:25,400 They rummaged through my drawers. Was looking for jewelry, I think. 373 00:24:26,040 --> 00:24:32,760 They took a brooch, a family clenodium, and then they took my underwear. 374 00:24:33,440 --> 00:24:37,800 -Victoria's Secret purple lace? -Yes. 375 00:24:38,800 --> 00:24:41,920 -Best. - Dirty beasts. 376 00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:46,840 -How did you know? -Unfortunately, it happens all the time. 377 00:24:48,680 --> 00:24:51,120 Let me get Lacey's papers. 378 00:24:54,840 --> 00:24:57,200 -What's wrong with you? -What are you talking about? 379 00:24:57,280 --> 00:25:02,240 Relax. Is it Victoria's Secrets or Secret? Are you the grammar police? 380 00:25:02,320 --> 00:25:06,200 You're talking about her purple lace. It's creepy. 381 00:25:06,280 --> 00:25:09,440 It's not creepy. I show that I understand burglar psychology. 382 00:25:09,520 --> 00:25:11,960 So she knows that I can protect her. 383 00:25:12,040 --> 00:25:15,400 Do me a favor. Switch places with me. 384 00:25:15,480 --> 00:25:17,520 I don't want her to see my Spock ear. 385 00:25:17,600 --> 00:25:20,880 -Spook crazy? -The pointy one, you know. 386 00:25:20,960 --> 00:25:23,680 - She may think I'm deformed. -Don't stroke her. 387 00:25:23,760 --> 00:25:26,280 Why should i stop stroking your cousin? 388 00:25:26,360 --> 00:25:30,360 She is attractive. Think if we start to date? Or do more than that. 389 00:25:30,440 --> 00:25:34,600 Imagine if we got engaged and married? Then we would become family. 390 00:25:34,680 --> 00:25:37,400 Wouldn't you like that? I could be your uncle. 391 00:25:37,480 --> 00:25:40,040 I can get over on Sunday and play some ball. 392 00:25:40,120 --> 00:25:43,680 Pony riding. take you along to the zoo. Ice cream treats. 393 00:25:43,760 --> 00:25:47,880 I can teach you to drive. Play ball with you on the lawn. 394 00:25:47,960 --> 00:25:50,160 -Come on now. -Stop. what are you doing 395 00:25:52,080 --> 00:25:56,360 Lacey, so lovely. We look forward to it to accompany you on your journey. 396 00:26:02,040 --> 00:26:03,520 - Hi, Casey. -Lacey. 397 00:26:03,600 --> 00:26:06,160 Lacey. How are you, little friend? 398 00:26:07,400 --> 00:26:10,760 You don't need to worry. We must protect you. 399 00:26:10,840 --> 00:26:13,440 - Against what? -To all the bad guys out there. 400 00:26:13,920 --> 00:26:15,880 Are you going to hit them with oranges? 401 00:26:15,960 --> 00:26:19,880 I am in the place where witnesses say they saw 402 00:26:19,960 --> 00:26:22,360 two officers beat a certain Kyle Mi... 403 00:26:23,040 --> 00:26:26,960 - It felt hard. - It hurts. 404 00:26:27,920 --> 00:26:29,080 She is a tough girl. 405 00:26:29,480 --> 00:26:32,400 We clearly cannot agree. I have to try something. 406 00:26:32,480 --> 00:26:34,800 I have read about it here that is called NLP. 407 00:26:34,880 --> 00:26:38,120 - Neurolinguistic programming. -Neurolinguini processing. 408 00:26:38,200 --> 00:26:42,760 No computerized pasta. No, neuro-linguistic programming. 409 00:26:42,840 --> 00:26:47,640 It's about imitating how she standing, tone of voice, movement patterns. 410 00:26:47,720 --> 00:26:52,080 I have to imitate everything she does and then we have a connection. 411 00:26:52,160 --> 00:26:53,840 You have to imitate everything she does? 412 00:26:53,920 --> 00:26:57,840 I have a 10-year-old nephew who imitates everything i do. I want to beat him. 413 00:26:57,920 --> 00:27:00,960 -Do you want to beat a 10-year-old? -When justified, yes. 414 00:27:01,040 --> 00:27:03,360 - I don't think you understand this. - You don't understand. 415 00:27:03,440 --> 00:27:06,000 -Don't start now. -Stop that. 416 00:27:06,080 --> 00:27:07,320 Now that's enough. 417 00:27:10,120 --> 00:27:14,840 - I see you have packed. Fat. -What then? 418 00:27:14,920 --> 00:27:18,320 Traveling can be tricky with two adults, abow. 419 00:27:18,960 --> 00:27:20,440 What? 420 00:27:21,480 --> 00:27:24,480 I'm not kidding. I'm snowing on the whole thing. 421 00:27:26,800 --> 00:27:28,960 -Really? -Yes. 422 00:27:29,040 --> 00:27:31,120 Please don't talk like that in the car. 423 00:27:33,840 --> 00:27:35,560 You really connected. 424 00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:41,080 Murph, thank you very much for doing this here. I really appreciate it. 425 00:27:41,160 --> 00:27:43,800 -Do you look after her? -Yes, 100%. 426 00:27:43,880 --> 00:27:47,960 I know you're not a part of the family, but thanks... 427 00:27:48,440 --> 00:27:51,880 You don't have to thank me. It's about Lacey being okay. 428 00:27:52,600 --> 00:27:57,960 -Not all heroes wear capes. - Okay. 429 00:28:07,400 --> 00:28:09,280 -Hey, gummy. -Hey, mom. 430 00:28:09,360 --> 00:28:13,920 - Are you ready for the journey? -Yes, but those guys... 431 00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:16,440 It's going to be fine, I promise. 432 00:28:16,520 --> 00:28:19,480 They are so annoying. I can take the bus. 433 00:28:19,560 --> 00:28:23,240 -You can do it. i love you -I love you too. 434 00:28:23,360 --> 00:28:25,960 -I'm going to miss you. - The same, mother. 435 00:28:26,280 --> 00:28:30,000 Call me, text me, everything steps on the way. i love you 436 00:28:30,080 --> 00:28:32,440 Thanks. Take good care of her. 437 00:28:37,680 --> 00:28:39,880 - Now we roll. -No. 438 00:28:39,960 --> 00:28:42,080 Want to stream? 439 00:28:46,040 --> 00:28:50,240 That NLP thing really works. You were right. 440 00:28:51,080 --> 00:28:53,560 No, I'm serious. Don't just walk away like that. 441 00:28:53,640 --> 00:28:57,280 I want to learn it. I am a blank canvas. Paint me. 442 00:28:57,360 --> 00:29:01,600 i love you Take care of yourself. Call when you arrive. 443 00:29:01,680 --> 00:29:02,760 I will. 444 00:29:12,960 --> 00:29:14,960 - Congratulations. -Oh, thanks. 445 00:29:15,040 --> 00:29:17,440 It must be the allergies that bothers me today. 446 00:29:17,520 --> 00:29:20,840 -Would you like some of my pepper? - Do you still have pepper with you? 447 00:29:21,560 --> 00:29:26,200 -Pepper makes you sneeze even more. -You build up a tolerance towards it. 448 00:29:26,280 --> 00:29:29,920 - I don't think it works. -Pepper is also anti-inflammatory. 449 00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:33,160 - It helps the skin and the immune system. - It doesn't help. 450 00:29:33,240 --> 00:29:36,320 - How do you know that? -I hear things. 451 00:29:36,400 --> 00:29:39,240 -How do you know? - I'm reading. 452 00:29:39,320 --> 00:29:42,440 I found a book about pepper on someone's kitchen table. 453 00:29:42,520 --> 00:29:45,000 A pepper book on a kitchen table? It is called a menu. 454 00:29:45,080 --> 00:29:48,240 -Yes, a kitchen table with a menu. - I don't know where you eat. 455 00:29:54,960 --> 00:29:58,800 Hi Lace, let me ask a question. I want to get to know you a little better. 456 00:29:59,040 --> 00:30:02,480 What is your favorite music? Do you work extra? 457 00:30:05,160 --> 00:30:06,480 Is your mother seeing anyone? 458 00:30:07,440 --> 00:30:10,520 -Stop being a dick. -Don't say "dick" in front of the child. 459 00:30:10,600 --> 00:30:12,800 -What should I say? -Say penis. 460 00:30:12,880 --> 00:30:16,280 - No, it's sick. - Okay. Say something medical. 461 00:30:16,360 --> 00:30:20,280 Use spleen as a swear word. Or the appendix. It's closer to dick. 462 00:30:20,360 --> 00:30:23,920 Ok, you're a real appendix. 463 00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:26,520 -Stop acting like an appendix. -Suck my appendix? 464 00:30:28,440 --> 00:30:31,720 -The warning light came on. -Don't worry. It never matters. 465 00:30:31,800 --> 00:30:35,000 The cheapest rental company, type... 466 00:30:39,040 --> 00:30:41,480 Hi Lace. What trades that fear of flying thing about? 467 00:30:41,560 --> 00:30:45,080 -What are you afraid of? Is it heights? - She's probably afraid of crashing. 468 00:30:45,160 --> 00:30:47,560 It's probably bacteria, right? 469 00:30:47,640 --> 00:30:51,120 She is a teenager. It's the little ones toilets. She's probably claustrophobic. 470 00:30:51,480 --> 00:30:55,400 I don't like them either but the lighting makes me look good. 471 00:30:55,480 --> 00:30:59,120 The best toilets are in the front class. I heard they have soda. 472 00:30:59,200 --> 00:31:02,280 -What is front class? -Where the rich sit. 473 00:31:02,360 --> 00:31:05,720 - No, it's first class. -Where the rich in the first class sit. 474 00:31:05,800 --> 00:31:08,840 - Front of the plane? - Front class. Be so good. 475 00:31:08,920 --> 00:31:11,520 Your rental car from the back class is boiling. 476 00:31:12,960 --> 00:31:15,320 -What's going on? - Nothing. Don't worry. 477 00:31:15,400 --> 00:31:20,080 We'll fix it. We'll take care of it. It's smoking. Best to stop. 478 00:31:20,720 --> 00:31:21,840 We'll fix it. 479 00:31:41,320 --> 00:31:44,000 - I think I see the problem, Murph. -What is it? 480 00:31:44,080 --> 00:31:48,400 -A small hole in the radiator. -What's the plan? 481 00:31:48,920 --> 00:31:53,160 We are about 3 miles from the nearest gas station. We need a new hose. 482 00:31:53,920 --> 00:31:57,560 We can bet but I don't think it will last. 483 00:31:57,640 --> 00:32:00,360 We can leave it cool down a bit and try. 484 00:32:07,080 --> 00:32:10,560 Lace, can I ask you something? Why are you afraid of flying? 485 00:32:10,640 --> 00:32:15,560 -Are you afraid someone will bother you? -Just the karate guy. 486 00:32:15,640 --> 00:32:16,960 -The karate guy? -Yes. 487 00:32:17,600 --> 00:32:22,280 -It's not a verb. You don't do karate. - You use it for karate. 488 00:32:22,360 --> 00:32:23,920 Like Jackie Chan. 489 00:32:25,680 --> 00:32:28,240 Did you mean it when you said that? that you had pepper in your pocket? 490 00:32:28,320 --> 00:32:31,520 Always. Are you hungry? I don't think it helps. 491 00:32:31,640 --> 00:32:35,080 Give her some. She might be hungry. Young people might eat something like that. 492 00:32:35,160 --> 00:32:38,120 Is it a TikTok challenge? Is it the pepper challenge? 493 00:32:38,200 --> 00:32:40,960 - I'm in. -I'm alive. 494 00:32:41,040 --> 00:32:43,840 No, no, no. It's for the cooler. 495 00:32:43,920 --> 00:32:48,840 Today I will show you how fixing a leaky cooler with cookware. 496 00:32:48,920 --> 00:32:51,480 To be honest can it will be really expensive. 497 00:32:51,560 --> 00:32:54,680 - I said it would come in handy. - I have to admit that you are right. 498 00:32:55,680 --> 00:32:58,920 -Lacey, you are a TikTok genius. -Genius. 499 00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:02,040 Genius. Great job, girl. 500 00:33:05,680 --> 00:33:07,440 I'm not afraid of flying. 501 00:33:09,800 --> 00:33:13,200 I just thought he would come and visit me. 502 00:33:15,680 --> 00:33:18,680 All my friends at school talking about their fathers. 503 00:33:19,720 --> 00:33:22,760 My God, even children of divorce get to meet them. 504 00:33:22,840 --> 00:33:26,520 But my father has not come and visited me since I was little. 505 00:33:28,400 --> 00:33:33,440 I really wanted to teach him to know, let him get to know me. 506 00:33:34,720 --> 00:33:36,840 Doing that father-daughter thing. 507 00:33:38,360 --> 00:33:41,840 I thought that if I said that I was afraid of flying 508 00:33:41,920 --> 00:33:44,840 maybe he would come and visit me. 509 00:33:48,320 --> 00:33:52,040 It runs in the eyes. I'll drive there right away. 510 00:33:52,360 --> 00:33:56,440 I love the energy, but we have to stop at the car repair shop anyway. 511 00:33:56,520 --> 00:34:01,960 - After the workshop, I drive directly. - It will probably be tomorrow, unfortunately. 512 00:34:02,040 --> 00:34:06,040 After we sleep in, after the workshop, we drive directly there. 513 00:34:06,120 --> 00:34:10,400 We make sure you get there. We are Team Lacey. 514 00:34:10,480 --> 00:34:13,160 - Thanks, guys. - No reason. 515 00:34:13,240 --> 00:34:15,120 We are friends who help each other. 516 00:34:15,200 --> 00:34:18,080 We are Team Lacey… 517 00:34:18,160 --> 00:34:21,560 ...on the highway. 518 00:34:21,640 --> 00:34:25,200 We drive to her father's. 519 00:34:25,280 --> 00:34:27,680 We need to get Lacey there. 520 00:34:53,240 --> 00:34:57,800 Well, it's a puncture on the cooling rack, so... 521 00:34:57,880 --> 00:35:00,880 -You patched with pepper, huh? It works. - It took us here. 522 00:35:00,960 --> 00:35:04,560 I'll be done in an hour and a half. 523 00:35:06,120 --> 00:35:08,360 My god, she's so damn beautiful. 524 00:35:09,040 --> 00:35:13,080 I think she is Korean. Korean girls are most beautiful of all chinese? 525 00:35:13,600 --> 00:35:17,600 - It was so racist. - I gave her a compliment. 526 00:35:17,680 --> 00:35:21,640 - I don't objectify her. -Objectifying her. Super racist. 527 00:35:21,720 --> 00:35:26,120 -I think you are the racist. -What? Korea and China are very different. 528 00:35:26,200 --> 00:35:30,880 Now you are going to say that they have their own countries. 529 00:35:30,960 --> 00:35:34,000 -There is also North Korea and South Korea. -Exactly what I'm talking about. 530 00:35:34,080 --> 00:35:37,280 North, South, North, South. Just like the Civil War. 531 00:35:37,360 --> 00:35:40,720 We have already fought the civil war, and your side lost. 532 00:35:40,800 --> 00:35:45,120 You are the racist. So why don't you take a white sheet 533 00:35:45,200 --> 00:35:49,040 and stroll down to next nazi rally and have fun? 534 00:35:49,120 --> 00:35:53,400 The white sheets are KKK. Hugo Boss is the brand of the Nazis. 535 00:35:53,480 --> 00:35:57,160 It takes a racist to know that. I have to do you a favor. 536 00:35:57,240 --> 00:36:01,880 I'm going to hypnotize you. When I snap do you forget that you are racist. 537 00:36:02,280 --> 00:36:04,960 - I have never been a racist. - There you see. 538 00:36:05,040 --> 00:36:07,400 - I wasn't a racist from the start. - No reason. 539 00:36:07,480 --> 00:36:09,360 - I'm not racist. - You're fixed. 540 00:36:18,680 --> 00:36:20,000 - You, Taylor. -Yes. 541 00:36:20,640 --> 00:36:23,480 If she gets that bed and there is only one bed for... 542 00:36:24,600 --> 00:36:28,000 It's your lucky day. Or should I say lucky night? 543 00:36:31,680 --> 00:36:34,400 - Come on, honey. -Forget it. 544 00:36:34,880 --> 00:36:37,840 -Are you homophobic? - I'm not homophobic. 545 00:36:37,920 --> 00:36:40,600 According to the American Psychiatric Association 546 00:36:40,680 --> 00:36:44,840 does it mean that when men refuse it do they hide their homosexual tendencies. 547 00:36:44,920 --> 00:36:47,840 I refuse nothing. I am not homophobic. I love men. 548 00:36:47,920 --> 00:36:49,800 When you think you know someone... 549 00:36:49,880 --> 00:36:54,600 I refuse nothing. I simply can don't sleep if I don't have handpicked 550 00:36:54,680 --> 00:36:57,160 Egyptian cotton sheets with 5,000 threads. 551 00:36:57,240 --> 00:36:58,640 It doesn't help. 552 00:36:58,720 --> 00:37:01,480 How do you know your sheets have 5,000 threads? Do you count them? 553 00:37:01,560 --> 00:37:04,520 Don't be ridiculous. You can't do that. 554 00:37:05,320 --> 00:37:09,840 You count on a small area and multiply by the total area. 555 00:37:09,920 --> 00:37:12,840 -Can you sleep on satin? - No, you just slide off. 556 00:37:12,920 --> 00:37:14,560 -Cotton? -Do you want me to sweat? 557 00:37:14,640 --> 00:37:17,000 -Silk. -Silk comes from a worm's arsehole. 558 00:37:17,080 --> 00:37:20,400 - I don't want anything from an asshole. -Homophobic. 559 00:37:20,480 --> 00:37:22,240 I'm not homophobic. 560 00:37:22,320 --> 00:37:26,520 Don't be sorry. You have to sleep with me. I have to sleep with you. 561 00:37:26,600 --> 00:37:29,360 - I am the victim here. - You probably snore. 562 00:37:29,440 --> 00:37:33,680 - I have never heard myself snore. - You're sleeping then. 563 00:37:33,760 --> 00:37:36,320 If I had heard myself, I would have woken up. 564 00:37:36,400 --> 00:37:40,720 Since I have never woken up from it I know I don't snore. 565 00:37:42,320 --> 00:37:47,000 What idiot of a father won't hang out with his daughter? 566 00:37:47,080 --> 00:37:51,160 -Especially such a smart girl. -She really saved the situation. 567 00:37:51,240 --> 00:37:55,320 - I saved us with pepper spray. - No, she saved it with the video. 568 00:37:55,400 --> 00:37:57,800 Let's call it teamwork. 569 00:37:59,480 --> 00:38:02,360 If I had a daughter I would wish someone like her. 570 00:38:02,440 --> 00:38:05,160 She reminds me so much about my daughter. 571 00:38:05,240 --> 00:38:08,600 - But you don't have a daughter. -My imaginary. 572 00:38:08,680 --> 00:38:12,000 If I had one, I would wish she was like her. 573 00:38:12,080 --> 00:38:15,920 It's been a long day. Let's sleep, baby. 574 00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:19,400 I brought coconut oil. We could play Polynesian luau. 575 00:38:19,480 --> 00:38:22,600 -Polynesian luau? I'm calling the police. -Come back. 576 00:39:04,400 --> 00:39:08,120 THE BORDER BETWEEN THE UNITED STATES AND CANADA 577 00:39:19,520 --> 00:39:21,920 Can you zoom with your dad? 578 00:39:22,880 --> 00:39:27,200 -Can't you zoom with him? - I've barely seen him. 579 00:39:27,600 --> 00:39:29,880 I'm just worried for that with customs. 580 00:39:29,960 --> 00:39:34,760 - We should have taken the train to Vancouver. - There is duty on the train. 581 00:39:34,840 --> 00:39:38,440 But it goes on and on time zone there is no difference. 582 00:39:38,520 --> 00:39:42,200 We must be geeks about Canada. When he or she enters... 583 00:39:42,280 --> 00:39:46,960 -...we are super dedicated. -Should I try to sneak in? 584 00:39:47,040 --> 00:39:49,120 NLP... Yes, maybe. 585 00:39:49,880 --> 00:39:51,520 Oh, here he comes. 586 00:40:06,640 --> 00:40:12,560 - Hello. Welcome everyone. -We don't speak Canadian. 587 00:40:13,600 --> 00:40:16,360 - We are Americans. -I also speak English. 588 00:40:17,160 --> 00:40:18,800 What is the purpose of your visit? 589 00:40:20,440 --> 00:40:24,360 Yes, we are here for The Big Moose Convention. A. 590 00:40:24,920 --> 00:40:27,720 And 2: How long think you that this is going to take? 591 00:40:29,080 --> 00:40:33,040 If you're after maple syrup, I might know a guy. 592 00:40:33,120 --> 00:40:36,600 It is true. And you can take bring as much as you want to your igloo. 593 00:40:38,040 --> 00:40:44,520 Did you watch the hockey game last night? The Canadians beat Vancouver...Stick Pucks? 594 00:40:44,600 --> 00:40:48,880 My God. Here is my birth certificate. That's all the information you need. 595 00:43:23,560 --> 00:43:25,560 This is for you. 596 00:43:39,960 --> 00:43:42,800 -Welcome to Canada. - Wait! 597 00:43:45,040 --> 00:43:47,600 - That was close, huh? - I think it was the maple syrup. 598 00:43:47,680 --> 00:43:48,760 It probably wasn't. 599 00:43:53,160 --> 00:43:55,960 They have a lot of good here. Do you want a burger or something? 600 00:43:56,040 --> 00:43:59,080 -I'm a pescetarian. - I didn't know you were religious. 601 00:43:59,200 --> 00:44:03,680 -She doesn't eat burgers. - Do you end up in hell then? 602 00:44:03,760 --> 00:44:07,320 - It's not a religion. - I only eat fish. 603 00:44:07,400 --> 00:44:10,920 Is it a cult? Shave your head, get a tattoo or piercing? 604 00:44:11,000 --> 00:44:13,200 It is not a sect. 605 00:44:14,440 --> 00:44:18,920 Welcome to The Deli. What can I bid today? Something to drink? 606 00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:20,600 - I'll have a lemonade. - Okay. 607 00:44:21,400 --> 00:44:23,560 - I'll take water. - The top. 608 00:44:23,640 --> 00:44:26,880 -Do you have losses in Canada? - No, I don't know what it is. 609 00:44:26,960 --> 00:44:31,440 -Ok, I'll take a Canada Dry. - We don't have that either. Sorry. 610 00:44:31,520 --> 00:44:34,080 -Don't you have Canada Dry in Canada? -No. 611 00:44:34,160 --> 00:44:36,640 -Then I'll just take a Diet Coke. - Okay. 612 00:44:38,400 --> 00:44:40,720 -Where are you from? -From here. 613 00:44:40,800 --> 00:44:43,600 - I know many people from here. - Yes? Who? 614 00:44:43,680 --> 00:44:45,480 Well, that guy. 615 00:44:52,560 --> 00:44:58,240 I want to pay you a compliment. Your hair is beautiful and your nail polish stands out. 616 00:44:58,320 --> 00:45:02,280 Thanks. I got them fixed now. Ok, I'll be right over. 617 00:45:02,880 --> 00:45:04,760 Really? 618 00:45:04,840 --> 00:45:07,680 -What the hell was that? - It's called flirting. 619 00:45:07,760 --> 00:45:11,600 Yes, at a gay bar. Your hair is beautiful. Your nails really stand out. 620 00:45:11,680 --> 00:45:13,960 Why don't you ask her about trying on your shoes? 621 00:45:14,040 --> 00:45:17,200 -Am I sending out gay vibes? -In a way. 622 00:45:17,280 --> 00:45:21,080 Have you seen the girls I've dated? I'm going to show you a picture of my ex. 623 00:45:21,160 --> 00:45:23,320 This is my ex-boyfriend. 624 00:45:26,120 --> 00:45:27,400 She is hot. 625 00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:29,720 Why did you raise your voice when you said name? 626 00:45:31,080 --> 00:45:33,760 - I mean she's hot. -You did it again. 627 00:45:33,880 --> 00:45:38,280 -You don't think I'm dating her? - She is hot for someone like you, she thought. 628 00:45:38,360 --> 00:45:41,840 -Oh my god, that's so offensive. - That's a compliment. 629 00:45:41,920 --> 00:45:46,920 A guy with your limited abilities, and yet she's hot for you. 630 00:45:47,000 --> 00:45:51,720 I'm so sick of you tracking me. Every single day you are on me. 631 00:45:51,800 --> 00:45:54,160 Just look at… Heard, here are the drinks. 632 00:45:54,720 --> 00:45:57,800 A coke for you, a lemonade, water. 633 00:45:58,480 --> 00:46:01,600 I just think it is amazing what you two are doing. 634 00:46:01,680 --> 00:46:03,520 What do we do? 635 00:46:03,600 --> 00:46:07,800 Gay marriages can be difficult, but also raising a child. 636 00:46:07,880 --> 00:46:11,240 So brave. Love is love, right? 637 00:46:11,320 --> 00:46:15,880 I'm not gay. He is not my husband and she is not my daughter. 638 00:46:15,960 --> 00:46:18,480 If I were gay, I could find someone better. 639 00:46:18,560 --> 00:46:23,000 Am I not your child? Dad, me love you How can you say that? 640 00:46:24,280 --> 00:46:28,200 How dare you? That's one thing to be ashamed of us. 641 00:46:28,280 --> 00:46:32,480 But humiliating your own child? You are disgusting. 642 00:46:32,560 --> 00:46:35,960 - They're joking. - Are we just a joke to you? 643 00:46:36,040 --> 00:46:41,040 It was no joke last night in the pool with champagne and Lady Gaga. 644 00:46:41,120 --> 00:46:43,720 They're just joking. They're trying to make fun of me. 645 00:46:43,800 --> 00:46:46,280 Make fun of you. Are you ashamed of us? 646 00:46:46,360 --> 00:46:48,000 Explain it here. 647 00:46:49,240 --> 00:46:52,880 I book an appointment with Dr. Ginsburg tomorrow 648 00:46:53,040 --> 00:46:55,680 so we can clean things up in family therapy. 649 00:46:55,760 --> 00:46:59,840 Should I get ice cream or something else? to cheer you up dear? 650 00:47:00,680 --> 00:47:03,320 - That would be nice. Thanks. -Of course, yes. 651 00:47:03,400 --> 00:47:07,960 Don't you think a little pie would help? 652 00:47:08,040 --> 00:47:10,960 Absolutely. We treat you to that. No danger. 653 00:47:13,680 --> 00:47:16,520 I hate you both. You are both dead to me. 654 00:47:16,600 --> 00:47:20,640 -Then you won't get to taste our pie. - I don't want your stupid pie. 655 00:47:23,120 --> 00:47:27,400 Let me check Google Translate. On Google. 656 00:47:27,480 --> 00:47:30,600 No, they speak English. They have some other words, but… 657 00:47:30,680 --> 00:47:33,160 -Which words will differ? - They're sorry, okay? 658 00:47:33,240 --> 00:47:37,760 They have "aboot" which means "about". For "out", they say "aut". 659 00:47:37,880 --> 00:47:42,120 I bet there are a lot of car accidents when driving on the wrong side of the road. 660 00:47:42,200 --> 00:47:46,120 We follow the flow of traffic. How can we be on the wrong side? 661 00:47:46,200 --> 00:47:49,080 - He doesn't know what he's talking about. -Aboot. 662 00:47:49,160 --> 00:47:53,240 I know what I'm talking about. Do you think not that your mother will like me? 663 00:47:53,880 --> 00:47:56,320 -Are you serious? -I think we would make a cute couple. 664 00:47:56,400 --> 00:47:58,720 Come on, not with that spock ear. 665 00:48:00,280 --> 00:48:06,000 Lacey. Geez, you're starting to catch on. This is amazing. 666 00:48:06,080 --> 00:48:10,320 I have listened to this for 12 hours now. 667 00:48:10,400 --> 00:48:13,600 In Canada, it's a little different because of the distances. 668 00:48:13,680 --> 00:48:16,000 -Of course. - So it takes half as long. 669 00:48:16,600 --> 00:48:19,680 Do what you can with my mother. It's not going to happen. 670 00:48:19,760 --> 00:48:21,280 That hurt, huh? 671 00:48:21,360 --> 00:48:24,400 -You actually understood, didn't you? -Then there are two of us. 672 00:48:24,480 --> 00:48:27,440 No, now you ruined it. My God. 673 00:48:28,040 --> 00:48:29,040 It was so close. 674 00:48:39,600 --> 00:48:41,560 Lacey... Come here a minute. 675 00:48:42,240 --> 00:48:46,160 I know you are eager to meet your dad but i just want to say… 676 00:48:46,240 --> 00:48:49,760 -Can it wait? -Give me a second. 677 00:48:49,840 --> 00:48:52,000 Have you heard of the boxer Jerry Quarry? 678 00:48:52,600 --> 00:48:56,880 Jerry Quarry was one boxer in the 60s and 70s. 679 00:48:56,960 --> 00:49:01,040 He eventually injured himself, became punch drunk. It's called pugilistic dementia. 680 00:49:01,120 --> 00:49:05,480 It's when you speak indistinctly and forgets things and sounds really stupid. 681 00:49:05,560 --> 00:49:08,240 Do you understand? Are you hanging in there? 682 00:49:08,400 --> 00:49:12,840 -Yes, I can imagine it. -The reason he became... 683 00:49:12,920 --> 00:49:16,320 ...was that he wanted to would be heavyweight champion. 684 00:49:16,960 --> 00:49:18,520 He knew he hurt himself, 685 00:49:18,600 --> 00:49:21,040 but he lied to himself to get what he wanted. 686 00:49:21,600 --> 00:49:25,360 He said to himself. “I can become a champion. I can handle it.” 687 00:49:25,440 --> 00:49:29,760 He lied to himself. He ignored all the warning signs. 688 00:49:29,920 --> 00:49:31,680 Do you understand what I mean now? 689 00:49:32,600 --> 00:49:37,560 Yes, it's a good story. Seriously, you guys are going to love him. 690 00:49:37,640 --> 00:49:42,200 He is so cool. He wanted to buy one pink Tesla for me for college commencement. 691 00:49:42,280 --> 00:49:45,000 He wants me to study economics like him. 692 00:49:45,160 --> 00:49:50,800 I know he would have come to visit. 693 00:49:50,880 --> 00:49:54,280 But he is so stressed to change cryptocurrency infrastructure… 694 00:49:54,360 --> 00:49:58,680 He is the CEO, and he is needed literally everywhere. 695 00:49:58,760 --> 00:50:03,200 I don't blame him for that. I long to meet him… 696 00:50:05,400 --> 00:50:10,720 My God. The villa is so sigma. 697 00:50:11,560 --> 00:50:14,840 -What is sigma? A student thing? - No idea. 698 00:50:14,920 --> 00:50:17,360 Why don't you check in your OPP book and see what it says? 699 00:50:17,440 --> 00:50:19,920 NLP. There is no book, and it doesn't seem that way. 700 00:50:20,000 --> 00:50:21,480 Apparently it didn't work. 701 00:50:22,120 --> 00:50:24,880 -I don't want Lacey to get hurt. -Me neither. 702 00:50:58,720 --> 00:51:03,240 Welcome to my simple castle. Teddy bear! 703 00:51:05,880 --> 00:51:11,280 Oh, my God. What has happened? Look at you. So beautiful. 704 00:51:11,800 --> 00:51:13,760 Gentlemen. 705 00:51:15,280 --> 00:51:17,560 Look at you. 706 00:51:23,760 --> 00:51:24,840 -Yes. - Earn. 707 00:51:24,920 --> 00:51:26,400 -Yes. - Yes, damn it. 708 00:51:27,720 --> 00:51:31,880 Gentlemen, thank you very much You have brought my little girl to me. 709 00:51:31,960 --> 00:51:36,640 - I am so happy to finally be here. - Teddy bear, we have so much to catch up on. 710 00:51:36,720 --> 00:51:39,960 - Great place, Brad. -Yes, let me show you around. 711 00:51:40,400 --> 00:51:41,400 Close the door. 712 00:51:42,640 --> 00:51:44,000 Am I his butler? 713 00:51:44,400 --> 00:51:48,800 -Murph...what was with that hug? -Is that a Canadian thing, dude? 714 00:51:48,880 --> 00:51:50,840 - A bit embarrassing. - Right? 715 00:51:52,000 --> 00:51:57,080 - Doesn't that look a little creepy? -Yes, the police instinct kicks in. 716 00:51:57,160 --> 00:52:01,760 The place is insanely big. Look at all the art. 717 00:52:01,840 --> 00:52:06,720 - It looks like one of the sixteen chapels. -Yes. 718 00:52:10,480 --> 00:52:16,000 The stairs will be demolished next month. We have to put in an escalator. 719 00:52:16,080 --> 00:52:20,560 Do you like the wooden railing? Threatened rosewood. We shipped it here. 720 00:52:20,640 --> 00:52:24,440 What stairs. I would live here my ass looks amazing 721 00:52:24,520 --> 00:52:26,560 I...I'm not thinking about your ass. 722 00:52:27,960 --> 00:52:31,440 I'm going to get lost… I need an Uber to follow you guys. 723 00:52:32,200 --> 00:52:37,400 One of my favorite bathrooms. Vaulted ceilings, a few chandeliers. 724 00:52:37,480 --> 00:52:40,760 You don't find that kind of art in a Howard Johnson bathroom. 725 00:52:40,840 --> 00:52:46,680 Speaking of "Johnson". Look at this one beauty. Black onyx. 726 00:52:46,760 --> 00:52:52,400 - I call it the throne. - I'm going to shit here before we go. 727 00:52:53,800 --> 00:52:56,120 If you leave a deuce there, you know you have done something. 728 00:52:56,200 --> 00:52:59,360 Do you know Gainsborough? Are you fans? 729 00:52:59,440 --> 00:53:03,880 Do you know Blue Boy? Huntington have it, but I have little brother. 730 00:53:03,960 --> 00:53:07,120 -Baby Blue Boy over there. - Did he say Blue Boy? 731 00:53:07,200 --> 00:53:08,960 Brad? 732 00:53:09,040 --> 00:53:13,960 Is it the same artist who painted the one with dogs playing poker? 733 00:53:15,400 --> 00:53:19,960 The gold kitchen. You know the expression "born with a silver spoon in his mouth"? 734 00:53:20,040 --> 00:53:23,720 This is for the poor. Here, take one each. 735 00:53:27,600 --> 00:53:29,640 He clearly doesn't want to that someone steals it. 736 00:53:29,720 --> 00:53:33,000 Did he glue it on? Apparently that's what rich people do. 737 00:53:33,080 --> 00:53:35,280 -Do you want to keep it? - I have mine in my pocket. 738 00:53:35,360 --> 00:53:37,840 Here it is. Yes. 739 00:53:38,120 --> 00:53:41,800 It's not that big, but it's there much deeper than it appears. 740 00:53:41,880 --> 00:53:43,440 That is a unique specimen. 741 00:53:49,960 --> 00:53:51,440 Yes, great. 742 00:53:51,960 --> 00:53:55,120 Guys, this is the ballroom. What do you think? 743 00:53:56,480 --> 00:53:58,760 Sit down guys. Be at home. 744 00:53:59,200 --> 00:54:01,320 Is it here to sit on, or to show off? 745 00:54:01,440 --> 00:54:04,680 Dove it to the queen's ass, will it fit your ass. 746 00:54:05,800 --> 00:54:08,080 -What do you think? Do you like it? -Yes. 747 00:54:08,160 --> 00:54:12,520 I'm tearing that down. I'm breaking up not about that. These are my favorites. 748 00:54:12,600 --> 00:54:16,960 First of all, Jackson Pollock, I almost stole it from Christie's. 749 00:54:17,040 --> 00:54:21,400 I got it for under 6 million. It's like they give it to me. 750 00:54:21,480 --> 00:54:25,000 Monet has to move somewhere else, it doesn't fit with the rest. 751 00:54:25,080 --> 00:54:29,760 But that's my favorite, Basquiat. Do you like Basquiat? 752 00:54:29,840 --> 00:54:33,800 -How much does it cost? -100 million I got it for 98. 753 00:54:33,880 --> 00:54:36,120 -Don't tell anyone. -98 million dollars? 754 00:54:36,200 --> 00:54:41,200 But somewhere in space. I'm tearing that crap down from now on. 755 00:54:41,280 --> 00:54:46,120 I'm a little tired of it and I need for the great Basquiat energy in here. 756 00:54:46,200 --> 00:54:48,960 Is it a side job or Something similar for you, Brad? 757 00:54:49,560 --> 00:54:52,400 - It's just a hobby. - An expensive hobby. 758 00:54:52,480 --> 00:54:55,560 I like to use my money on beautiful things. 759 00:54:56,160 --> 00:54:57,240 Oh, speaking of that… 760 00:54:59,720 --> 00:55:02,760 I have a little friend for you. 761 00:55:04,520 --> 00:55:07,120 -Teddy bear, say hello to the teddy bear. - Thank you very much. 762 00:55:07,600 --> 00:55:08,760 Oh, thanks. 763 00:55:14,480 --> 00:55:17,400 I want the money today. If I don't have them tonight... 764 00:55:17,480 --> 00:55:21,440 -Millions of dollars and no cheese and crackers? -Can you shut up? 765 00:55:21,520 --> 00:55:22,880 Jackie, you get them today. 766 00:55:22,960 --> 00:55:25,760 Just sit still like a normal person. 767 00:55:26,640 --> 00:55:28,480 I transfer to you on my crypto account. 768 00:55:28,560 --> 00:55:31,400 I want it in my account and converted to Bitcoin. 769 00:55:31,480 --> 00:55:36,200 - I want my three million. -Before the end of the day you will have them. 770 00:55:36,280 --> 00:55:41,400 Don't play with me. You don't know who you're dealing with. 771 00:55:42,440 --> 00:55:47,560 Teddy bear...daddy has to cook some adult stuff today 772 00:55:47,720 --> 00:55:54,280 so why don't you enjoy the hotel's facilities, rest properly... 773 00:55:54,360 --> 00:55:57,800 Tomorrow we will have a fantastic one father daughter day. OK? 774 00:55:57,880 --> 00:56:00,480 See you then. Okay. Do you find your way out yourself? 775 00:56:01,040 --> 00:56:02,880 Yes, that was my daughter. 776 00:56:03,920 --> 00:56:05,800 This is beautiful. 777 00:56:05,880 --> 00:56:11,080 -The hotels in Canada are better. - I assume we are climbing in society. 778 00:56:11,160 --> 00:56:14,640 Oh, look. There is a room here. 779 00:56:14,720 --> 00:56:18,240 Lace, you have own bedroom at the back. 780 00:56:18,840 --> 00:56:21,880 I don't remember about I packed tampons. 781 00:56:21,960 --> 00:56:24,480 -Do you have your girl thing? -Your monthly guest. 782 00:56:24,560 --> 00:56:27,160 Do you mean menstruation? 783 00:56:27,240 --> 00:56:31,160 God, I didn't know I was traveling with kindergarten children. I'm looking forward. 784 00:56:32,280 --> 00:56:34,960 Taylor, let me ask a question. This Brad seems suspicious? 785 00:56:35,040 --> 00:56:38,960 - My God, he's totally suspicious. -Yes, what was that phone call? 786 00:56:39,040 --> 00:56:41,400 You could hear someone scream at the other end. 787 00:56:41,480 --> 00:56:44,400 The guy is a billionaire and buys uncomfortable furniture. 788 00:56:44,480 --> 00:56:47,960 And the green color scale. Who has something like that? 789 00:56:48,040 --> 00:56:53,040 Stop. You guys are just envious of that he is so successful. 790 00:56:53,120 --> 00:56:57,120 This I understand. A father should spend more time with his daughter. 791 00:56:57,760 --> 00:57:00,520 There's something not there agrees with everything. 792 00:57:01,160 --> 00:57:03,600 He obviously is just super vibrant busy. 793 00:57:04,520 --> 00:57:06,680 There is only one way to find out on 794 00:57:07,240 --> 00:57:11,000 I have a friend in New York. She could divine about him. 795 00:57:11,800 --> 00:57:16,960 Kind of feel the vibes. She is psychotic. She looks into the future. 796 00:57:17,040 --> 00:57:20,800 It didn't turn out quite right. I believe the word you are looking for is psychic. 797 00:57:20,880 --> 00:57:23,600 Yes, that's another one way of expressing it. 798 00:57:24,720 --> 00:57:26,200 I have to prove it. 799 00:57:28,040 --> 00:57:30,040 -Do you have her on speed dial? -Yes. 800 00:57:35,440 --> 00:57:40,440 Madam Zelda, what's going on? It's Taylor. I'll put you on speaker. 801 00:57:44,240 --> 00:57:47,400 Let me ask a question. Are you psychotic? 802 00:58:01,880 --> 00:58:03,720 He forgot to close the door. 803 00:58:08,520 --> 00:58:09,520 Sheep? 804 00:58:11,840 --> 00:58:13,200 Hello, Brad? 805 00:58:14,200 --> 00:58:15,360 Yo, Brad. 806 00:58:17,120 --> 00:58:19,640 -What kind of whistle was that? -Don't make fun of my whistle. 807 00:58:19,720 --> 00:58:22,600 -A baby whistle. -You look like a baby whistle. 808 00:58:22,680 --> 00:58:27,640 Something is clearly wrong here. Can you guys be serious for a second? 809 00:58:27,920 --> 00:58:30,920 No, he's probably fine. He's probably up. 810 00:58:31,000 --> 00:58:34,080 The doors are open. Furniture is overturned. It is obvious that something is wrong. 811 00:58:34,160 --> 00:58:37,120 -Sheep! He doesn't answer. -Hello, Brad! 812 00:58:37,200 --> 00:58:39,520 He might be on the toilet. Hello, Brad. 813 00:58:39,600 --> 00:58:42,200 - I'll check on the floor above. - He's not in the toilet. 814 00:58:42,800 --> 00:58:43,800 Sheep? 815 00:58:48,200 --> 00:58:49,200 Sheep? 816 00:58:51,480 --> 00:58:52,480 Sheep? 817 00:59:03,960 --> 00:59:05,000 No, no, no! 818 00:59:06,160 --> 00:59:10,360 - He's not here. Something doesn't fit. - There is probably an explanation. 819 00:59:10,440 --> 00:59:12,880 What then? The paintings are gone. Look here! 820 00:59:15,440 --> 00:59:19,440 My God, they've taken everything. I check on the floor above again. 821 00:59:21,160 --> 00:59:24,280 Of all things take they the uncomfortable couch. 822 00:59:24,360 --> 00:59:25,800 A queen has sat on it. 823 00:59:27,800 --> 00:59:31,520 -Stand still. Royal Canadian Mounted Police. - It's creepy. 824 00:59:31,640 --> 00:59:32,880 Did you come on horses? 825 00:59:32,960 --> 00:59:35,240 Task Force Canada 826 00:59:35,320 --> 00:59:41,920 -How did you end up at Antonov? -Ok, Murphy is my uncle. 827 00:59:42,000 --> 00:59:44,800 - Tell us about the paintings. -Whether I like paintings? 828 00:59:44,880 --> 00:59:47,040 I didn't take any. None of us did. 829 00:59:47,120 --> 00:59:51,080 I'm actually a pretty good artist. I won a painting competition in 2nd grade. 830 00:59:51,160 --> 00:59:53,880 What did you paint? A little Monet? 831 00:59:53,960 --> 00:59:57,120 Why should I paint money? I have them in my pocket. 832 00:59:57,200 --> 00:59:59,240 How well do you know your father? 833 00:59:59,600 --> 01:00:05,800 The interrogation would go better if I had two things in front of me, coffee, coffee. 834 01:00:05,880 --> 01:00:08,400 And the last time I met him i was... 835 01:00:10,040 --> 01:00:11,960 Jeez, I was probably six years old. 836 01:00:12,040 --> 01:00:17,160 Here I sit and talk. Don't you have a Canada Dry or something similar? 837 01:00:17,240 --> 01:00:21,800 This is the second place I have asked. Is it a joke? 838 01:00:21,880 --> 01:00:26,240 Basically, Murph and Taylor were driving me here from Chicago to meet Dad. 839 01:00:26,320 --> 01:00:28,160 - Did you steal the painting? -No. 840 01:00:28,240 --> 01:00:31,520 -Are you sure? - I would never steal such paintings. 841 01:00:31,600 --> 01:00:35,680 -Would you steal other types of paintings? - No, I didn't want to steal paintings. 842 01:00:35,760 --> 01:00:39,240 -If it wasn't a special situation... -Have you ever stolen an NFT? 843 01:00:39,320 --> 01:00:43,080 - NFT. Do you know anything about it? -Don't even know if you can steal an NFT. 844 01:00:43,160 --> 01:00:47,000 -N-F-T. -You Brits like tea. No, coffee. 845 01:00:47,080 --> 01:00:51,120 - Your friend then? -He can't even spell NFT. 846 01:00:51,200 --> 01:00:54,320 - Spell it. -N-F-T. 847 01:00:54,400 --> 01:00:55,600 Use it in a sentence. 848 01:00:56,320 --> 01:00:59,600 They're harmless, honestly. They... 849 01:01:00,480 --> 01:01:04,680 They are big in the mouth, but they would never do anything. 850 01:01:04,760 --> 01:01:07,680 -They really take care of me. - Okay. 851 01:01:07,800 --> 01:01:12,560 -Why are you bringing his little girl? -Do you want an honest answer to that? 852 01:01:12,640 --> 01:01:16,640 He is incompetent and she has a beautiful mother. 853 01:01:16,720 --> 01:01:18,840 -How long have you known her? - The mother? I just met her. 854 01:01:18,920 --> 01:01:24,040 Are they related to your father? Did they contact him before you came? 855 01:01:24,920 --> 01:01:29,800 I think Murphy knows a little because he is part of the family. 856 01:01:29,880 --> 01:01:31,720 You like her mom, huh? 857 01:01:31,800 --> 01:01:37,680 Taylor has never met anyone here… He's just trying to stroke mom's. 858 01:01:37,760 --> 01:01:39,400 She is really interested in me. 859 01:01:39,480 --> 01:01:40,840 Oh, okay. 860 01:01:40,920 --> 01:01:44,120 -How are they involved in the operation? - They are not surgeons. 861 01:01:44,200 --> 01:01:46,560 How are they involved in money laundering? 862 01:01:47,080 --> 01:01:51,640 - I don't think they have washed anything. -So you say she doesn't know anything... 863 01:01:51,720 --> 01:01:55,520 She is a good girl. She is smart. She knows everything but nothing. 864 01:01:56,200 --> 01:02:00,760 -And what does your father do? - Well, he is a kind of managing director. 865 01:02:03,040 --> 01:02:05,160 For what? 866 01:02:12,240 --> 01:02:13,560 I don't know. 867 01:02:13,640 --> 01:02:16,200 -Your partner is right. -What did he say? 868 01:02:16,280 --> 01:02:18,120 - You are the smart one. - He's right. 869 01:02:18,200 --> 01:02:20,480 He never compliments me. I am impressed. 870 01:02:20,560 --> 01:02:23,760 - I don't get it. - It's hurtful at this point. 871 01:02:23,840 --> 01:02:28,040 I am really worried. We drove all the way to meet him… 872 01:02:28,320 --> 01:02:33,200 The doors were open, but he was not there and the paintings were gone. 873 01:02:33,400 --> 01:02:35,960 - I don't know what's going on. -Listen. 874 01:02:36,360 --> 01:02:41,240 We are doing everything we can to find him. It's going to be alright. 875 01:02:41,960 --> 01:02:45,800 I know something is wrong and he is such a good person. 876 01:02:46,280 --> 01:02:48,960 I have not been able to meet him for so long... 877 01:02:50,040 --> 01:02:53,160 He doesn't deserve this. I know that he doesn't deserve any of this. 878 01:02:54,680 --> 01:02:59,760 This is terrible. When we know what what happened to your father, we run away. 879 01:03:00,240 --> 01:03:02,680 I would like to stay a bit. 880 01:03:02,760 --> 01:03:03,960 Gentlemen. 881 01:03:04,040 --> 01:03:07,720 - Did you see Gretzky last night? -He retired 25 years ago. 882 01:03:08,440 --> 01:03:11,960 -He was on The Tonight Show. -Precise. 883 01:03:12,800 --> 01:03:17,640 The person's name is Bradley Antonoff. He was last seen with the Russian mafia. 884 01:03:17,720 --> 01:03:22,560 One of Canada's foremost money launderers. He says he deals in art... 885 01:03:22,640 --> 01:03:25,680 ...but instead he buys copy and steal the money. 886 01:03:26,880 --> 01:03:30,400 We arrested him for a crime of indecency a while ago but didn't last. 887 01:03:30,480 --> 01:03:33,000 This time he can have annoyed the wrong people. 888 01:03:33,080 --> 01:03:37,440 All transactions were digital. They have paid Antonoff in Bitcoin 889 01:03:37,520 --> 01:03:41,160 so it cannot be traced. If we find the money, we have him. 890 01:03:46,240 --> 01:03:48,360 Do you think that my father may end up in prison? 891 01:03:50,960 --> 01:03:53,800 Either that or he gets to feel the wrath of the Russian mafia. 892 01:03:54,480 --> 01:03:57,240 Your father hasn't exactly a bright future ahead. 893 01:03:59,160 --> 01:04:01,920 No, no... 894 01:04:02,000 --> 01:04:06,480 The task force was trying to get information, but all his computers were wiped. 895 01:04:08,160 --> 01:04:11,920 -Do you want to call your mother? - Okay. 896 01:04:23,320 --> 01:04:29,600 Rachel if you need help with the case and someone to collaborate with. 897 01:04:29,680 --> 01:04:33,360 - I wouldn't mind. -Make sure he's not out too late. 898 01:04:33,440 --> 01:04:36,640 He suffers from low testosterone. He gets exhausted very easily. 899 01:04:36,720 --> 01:04:40,680 Or we can go out to eat and throw ideas around. 900 01:04:40,760 --> 01:04:45,080 Bring the EpiPen. He is allergic to for gluten. His neck rises up… 901 01:04:46,080 --> 01:04:50,680 Or maybe we need to relax of and not think about the matter. 902 01:04:50,760 --> 01:04:55,360 -A spa or massage? -Like the salon on 39th Street? 903 01:04:55,440 --> 01:04:56,640 Ok... 904 01:04:57,520 --> 01:05:01,680 -Why don't you help me? -Let me teach you. 905 01:05:01,760 --> 01:05:08,320 Gentlemen...no matter how much we appreciate the NYPD, we have Canada under control. 906 01:05:08,400 --> 01:05:12,280 What a relief. He's going home. He has just won 400 million Dollar Lotto. 907 01:05:12,360 --> 01:05:16,320 He must redeem his coupon. You know how eccentric millionaires can be. 908 01:05:16,400 --> 01:05:18,160 Okay. You gentlemen are free to go. 909 01:05:21,320 --> 01:05:25,680 Get yourself together. I can show you the dance i'm dancing with rachel at our wedding. 910 01:05:25,800 --> 01:05:30,760 -You can't dance. -He can dance. 911 01:05:30,840 --> 01:05:34,480 Do you see? Ok, put your one arm here. Give me this. 912 01:05:34,560 --> 01:05:37,880 No spaghetti arms. Push back. Now, take a step back. 913 01:05:37,960 --> 01:05:42,240 Feet together. Forward on left foot. So one step together. 914 01:05:42,320 --> 01:05:45,760 Now backwards on the right foot, one step together. 915 01:05:45,840 --> 01:05:47,760 And now a slope. Clear? 916 01:05:49,800 --> 01:05:52,520 You can't dance. Thanks for trying. 917 01:06:10,880 --> 01:06:11,880 Taylor. 918 01:06:13,720 --> 01:06:17,160 -Lace, can you come here for a minute? -What... 919 01:06:19,440 --> 01:06:23,960 -Dad, where have you been? - I've been everywhere, teddy bear. 920 01:06:24,040 --> 01:06:27,680 What does that mean? The police took us. They are looking for you. 921 01:06:27,760 --> 01:06:31,760 Do you remember the teddy bear dad gave you? Do you still have it? 922 01:06:33,560 --> 01:06:37,400 - The teddy bear? -Dad just needs to see it. 923 01:06:37,840 --> 01:06:39,800 Oh, thank goodness. 924 01:06:40,840 --> 01:06:43,440 I get it. Is there encrypted codes inside it? 925 01:06:45,520 --> 01:06:49,800 It is there. You got it from me so no one would take you with it. 926 01:06:49,880 --> 01:06:54,240 - No, that's not how it is. - How is it, father? 927 01:06:54,920 --> 01:07:00,080 I haven't seen you in years, and now Are you using me for your nefarious purposes? 928 01:07:00,840 --> 01:07:03,960 I trusted you and everything was a lie. You would never meet me. 929 01:07:04,040 --> 01:07:07,440 Teddy, of course I wanted to meet you. 930 01:07:07,520 --> 01:07:10,760 - So where have you been? -I have been... 931 01:07:11,440 --> 01:07:16,400 Is it puberty? i love you I i miss you Don't have time for that. 932 01:07:16,480 --> 01:07:19,120 -Give me the teddy bear. -No. 933 01:07:24,600 --> 01:07:26,160 Give me the teddy bear! 934 01:07:27,480 --> 01:07:29,920 -Give it to me. -Is it something to do with puberty? 935 01:07:53,840 --> 01:07:55,240 Where are the codes? 936 01:07:56,960 --> 01:07:59,440 If I knew I would tell it. 937 01:08:12,120 --> 01:08:16,120 They will probably torture you. Maybe even drowning. 938 01:08:16,200 --> 01:08:20,400 Like emotional bullying. They take you to an icy lake. 939 01:08:20,480 --> 01:08:22,440 They let you balance on a board. 940 01:08:22,520 --> 01:08:25,680 And when you fall in you freeze and everyone laughs. 941 01:08:25,760 --> 01:08:28,320 That is not drowning. 942 01:08:28,400 --> 01:08:32,920 A towel is placed over the face and pours water into the nose. 943 01:08:33,000 --> 01:08:35,320 You certainly won't like that. 944 01:08:36,200 --> 01:08:40,840 You didn't even make it when they put you in the box. But I can handle something like that. 945 01:08:40,920 --> 01:08:46,040 When I was little, my mother put me in the box and gave me a book to read. 946 01:08:46,120 --> 01:08:47,800 - I could lie there all day. -Why a book? 947 01:08:47,880 --> 01:08:50,480 It doesn't matter, does it? They are not looking for that information. 948 01:08:50,560 --> 01:08:56,360 But they don't want you to have it comfortably. How should you read it? 949 01:08:56,440 --> 01:08:58,600 They have to turn on the lamp. Wait a little. 950 01:08:58,680 --> 01:09:01,520 -Can I take a book from my bag? -Why should they bother? 951 01:09:01,600 --> 01:09:04,400 -What are you talking about? - That is not the information they... 952 01:09:04,480 --> 01:09:07,440 -You're just ruining it for us. - I'll fix it. Let me talk. 953 01:09:07,840 --> 01:09:12,920 Comrades, what if you let us go, then we pour some vodka, 954 01:09:13,040 --> 01:09:17,960 share the pierogi and sit down in the snow and talking like gentlemen? 955 01:09:18,040 --> 01:09:21,960 We are big fans of your culture. Taylor and I go to lots of strip clubs. 956 01:09:22,040 --> 01:09:23,680 - That's true. -Yes. 957 01:09:27,800 --> 01:09:31,800 Do you think that scares us? Brad is much harder than that. - Show them, Brad. 958 01:09:35,720 --> 01:09:38,800 Whatever you do to Brad, he is not going to talk. 959 01:09:41,440 --> 01:09:45,840 Why are you hitting me? It's these idiots who can't shut up. 960 01:09:45,920 --> 01:09:47,560 - Beat them. - Nice. 961 01:09:48,280 --> 01:09:54,600 You don't decide what he should do. We beat those we want to beat. 962 01:09:56,000 --> 01:09:58,560 We need to fix your nails first. 963 01:10:06,840 --> 01:10:10,000 -What's so funny? -Fix your nails first. 964 01:10:12,320 --> 01:10:17,640 - He needs a manicure. -What? Does it feel gay? 965 01:10:17,720 --> 01:10:21,080 That is a stereotype and smells of toxic masculinity. 966 01:10:21,160 --> 01:10:22,280 Shut up. 967 01:10:23,520 --> 01:10:26,480 - We have to pull out nails first. -Say it then. 968 01:10:26,560 --> 01:10:30,680 It sounded like he was going to the salon. Say facial care instead. 969 01:10:39,920 --> 01:10:41,960 Fix his nails. 970 01:10:43,360 --> 01:10:45,080 Stop. You're taking the piss out of me. 971 01:10:47,960 --> 01:10:48,960 Well. 972 01:10:57,600 --> 01:10:58,680 Where is it now? 973 01:11:01,680 --> 01:11:05,600 Gentlemen, this is not necessary. My daughter has the codes. 974 01:11:05,680 --> 01:11:09,840 My God. What a scoundrel would betray his daughter? 975 01:11:09,920 --> 01:11:12,920 - He is the father of the year. -What's wrong with you? 976 01:11:13,000 --> 01:11:14,880 On the one hand, I'm happy with the codes. 977 01:11:15,400 --> 01:11:18,840 On the other hand, I have never seen anything so disgusting... 978 01:11:19,600 --> 01:11:21,600 -How do you say it? -Shit rich? 979 01:11:21,680 --> 01:11:23,160 -Not really. -Dog sauce? 980 01:11:23,520 --> 01:11:25,200 A classless, battered idiot? 981 01:11:25,960 --> 01:11:27,320 Isreznel. 982 01:11:27,400 --> 01:11:30,160 -Is it Russian for shit rich? - No, it means dirt piss. 983 01:11:32,440 --> 01:11:36,120 - Well, it's...kinda simple. - It's a bit anti-climactic. 984 01:11:36,200 --> 01:11:39,120 Next time we will use one of your expressions. 985 01:11:39,200 --> 01:11:44,200 -You will never find her. -Let the astronaut wakeboard. 986 01:11:45,120 --> 01:11:46,280 Come on, come on, come on! 987 01:11:46,360 --> 01:11:48,640 - Task Force, put down your weapons. -Stand still, stand still. 988 01:12:07,920 --> 01:12:09,360 Oh, damn it. 989 01:12:35,000 --> 01:12:37,160 Come now! As! 990 01:12:40,400 --> 01:12:44,080 -Are they following us? - The Asian karate the guy. 991 01:12:44,960 --> 01:12:48,760 That is racist. An Asian does not need to know karate. 992 01:12:48,840 --> 01:12:51,240 -And B? -And two, karate is not a verb. 993 01:12:52,080 --> 01:12:55,680 -How did you take the guy down? - I karate him. 994 01:12:59,160 --> 01:13:03,400 Okay, guys. We got one notice of Lacey. We'll find her. 995 01:13:04,160 --> 01:13:06,440 - I really appreciate all the help. -Of course. 996 01:13:08,280 --> 01:13:11,320 Hi, guys. How much longer is it going to be... 997 01:13:12,240 --> 01:13:13,480 Oh, damn. 998 01:13:14,280 --> 01:13:20,480 Wait a little. Put the weapon down then we'll all get out of here safe and sound. 999 01:13:21,880 --> 01:13:24,920 -Are you trying to seduce me? -Lacey, get down on the floor! 1000 01:13:53,720 --> 01:13:55,640 If you recognize the two in the movie, 1001 01:13:55,720 --> 01:13:59,800 is it because they are the NYPD own Orange duo, 1002 01:13:59,880 --> 01:14:03,040 which after accusations of police brutality was suspended 1003 01:14:03,120 --> 01:14:05,800 and now returns to service. 1004 01:14:06,400 --> 01:14:09,560 It's not about what you see on the video, but about what you don't see. 1005 01:14:09,640 --> 01:14:14,880 Classified photos show that there no crime in the arrest of 1006 01:14:14,960 --> 01:14:18,480 Kyle Buzzy Mitchell, something like now has led to the indictment being dropped. 1007 01:14:22,560 --> 01:14:23,560 Welcome back. 1008 01:14:24,560 --> 01:14:28,240 I don't like to say we are heroes. 1009 01:14:28,400 --> 01:14:30,800 You can call me a hero. I have no problem with that. 1010 01:14:30,880 --> 01:14:33,840 Okay, you two. Welcome back, I suppose. 1011 01:14:34,640 --> 01:14:40,920 Since you asked us not to release pictures of you together with your informant, 1012 01:14:41,000 --> 01:14:44,280 headquarters has sent guidelines for your re-employment. 1013 01:14:44,360 --> 01:14:47,840 It is meant to restore your and the department's reputation. 1014 01:14:47,920 --> 01:14:51,720 And you two will come to become real stars. 1015 01:14:51,800 --> 01:14:55,320 - I assume it is about rhetoric. -Oh, what difficult words you use. 1016 01:14:55,400 --> 01:15:00,120 I'm smart. People say that I am stupid, but I'm smart. 1017 01:15:00,520 --> 01:15:03,640 -I want respect. -Is it Fredo in The Godfather II? 1018 01:15:03,720 --> 01:15:07,120 I'm trying to put the pieces together. I've seen a Godfather marathon. 1019 01:15:07,800 --> 01:15:12,240 My grades in chemistry are not super good right now, but that's ok. 1020 01:15:12,320 --> 01:15:15,680 - I have to get them up again. -Just remember the concepts Taylor taught you. 1021 01:15:15,760 --> 01:15:20,560 The spleen and appendix? That knowledge gives me the scholarship for medical school. 1022 01:15:20,640 --> 01:15:22,880 I shared words of wisdom. 1023 01:15:23,360 --> 01:15:27,200 -Hey, guys. -Hello, is that your girlfriend there? 1024 01:15:27,280 --> 01:15:30,800 No, you idiot. Can't a girl be friends with another girl? 1025 01:15:30,880 --> 01:15:35,520 If you are a lesbian it is ok. I believed the pescetarian church did not allow it. 1026 01:15:35,600 --> 01:15:40,200 We went on a road trip to Canada, and you're still at it. 1027 01:15:40,280 --> 01:15:44,480 Being a pescetarian is a dietary choice. It is not a religion. 1028 01:15:44,560 --> 01:15:48,000 As long as you don't have to shave head, we love you, girl. 1029 01:15:48,080 --> 01:15:52,000 Just wait until next April Fool's Day. Then you're out of luck. 1030 01:15:52,080 --> 01:15:55,200 - I have to hang up. Have a good time. - Okay. Nice talking to you. 1031 01:15:55,280 --> 01:15:57,960 -Love you, girl. - Nice to talk to you. See you. 1032 01:16:01,280 --> 01:16:02,280 Thanks. 1033 01:16:02,840 --> 01:16:05,600 You know what? She is a really good girl. 1034 01:16:05,680 --> 01:16:10,000 I wouldn't care if she was lesbian or gay or whatever. 1035 01:16:10,080 --> 01:16:13,520 Did you hear that Sanchez came out as gay? 1036 01:16:13,600 --> 01:16:17,360 -He came to the police station recently. - He had his girlfriend with him. 1037 01:16:17,440 --> 01:16:21,000 Yes, he had. And did you notice that his girlfriend looked a lot like him? 1038 01:16:21,080 --> 01:16:23,480 Date the guys there look alike? 1039 01:16:23,560 --> 01:16:28,360 There are many advantages to it. You use the same hair care products. 1040 01:16:28,440 --> 01:16:31,520 - You probably get twice as big a wardrobe. - So you save money there. 1041 01:16:31,600 --> 01:16:34,280 I know you. I know how your brain works. 1042 01:16:34,360 --> 01:16:37,280 If you were gay, which celebrity would you date? 1043 01:16:37,360 --> 01:16:42,000 -Why should I think about that. -Have you never thought about it? 1044 01:16:42,080 --> 01:16:45,720 I never think about who I would date if i were gay It's ridiculous. 1045 01:16:47,080 --> 01:16:50,280 But if I were gay and going to date a celebrity... 1046 01:16:50,360 --> 01:16:52,800 -Joe Namath. -The soccer player? 1047 01:16:52,880 --> 01:16:57,000 -Yes. Joe Namath. Super Bowl III, MVP. - Isn't he a little too old for you? 1048 01:16:57,080 --> 01:17:00,120 - Now you start with age discrimination. -What would you do together? 1049 01:17:00,200 --> 01:17:03,400 What do you mean? We would go to football matches, 1050 01:17:03,480 --> 01:17:10,240 book signing, county clubs. I get the suites with free food for the Jets games. 1051 01:17:10,320 --> 01:17:14,160 -Who, who would you date? -You mean people who look like one? 1052 01:17:14,240 --> 01:17:16,600 Well, I don't know, Brad Pitt. 1053 01:17:17,360 --> 01:17:20,840 What an ego that guy has. Are you kidding me? 1054 01:17:20,920 --> 01:17:22,840 -What are you talking about? -Brad Pitt? 1055 01:17:22,920 --> 01:17:26,880 He might like the way I am. The way I dress, talk, behave. 1056 01:17:26,960 --> 01:17:30,040 You set the bar a little high, don't you think? 1057 01:17:30,120 --> 01:17:33,840 We wanted Hollywood parties. Invite you and Joe for a Hollywood dinner. 1058 01:17:35,000 --> 01:17:39,040 Joe and I are not interested to come to your and Mr. Pitt's parties. 1059 01:17:39,120 --> 01:17:43,080 - We have cooked and you are not coming? -Joe needs his rest. 1060 01:17:43,160 --> 01:17:48,480 He is older now. His knees hurt. We don't hang out with just anyone. 1061 01:17:48,560 --> 01:17:51,040 So now I'm going to ask Brad throw away the food? 1062 01:17:51,120 --> 01:17:54,160 Not my problem. You are dating a greatness in Hollywood. Solve it. 1063 01:17:54,240 --> 01:17:56,720 Now I have to talk to Brad. We need to fix this. 1064 01:17:56,800 --> 01:18:00,080 Go to therapy like everyone else in Hollywood. 1065 01:18:06,760 --> 01:18:08,560 The fruit scene, take one. 1066 01:18:10,360 --> 01:18:11,760 Okay, guys. Now we drive. 1067 01:18:13,720 --> 01:18:14,880 Action. 1068 01:18:17,880 --> 01:18:18,880 Action, guys. 1069 01:18:19,920 --> 01:18:23,400 -Action means drive. You begin. -Why doesn't he just say "begin"? 1070 01:18:23,480 --> 01:18:26,520 -I think "action" is film language. - Then he should just say it. 1071 01:18:26,600 --> 01:18:29,160 Why doesn't he just say that? I didn't go to film language school. 1072 01:18:29,240 --> 01:18:32,520 - No school. It means start. - Then he should say start. 1073 01:18:32,600 --> 01:18:35,040 -Look forward, look forward. -Taking 32, mark. 1074 01:18:38,000 --> 01:18:39,360 Tomato. 1075 01:18:39,720 --> 01:18:40,720 Or tomato. 1076 01:18:41,360 --> 01:18:42,560 Is it a fruit? 1077 01:18:43,360 --> 01:18:44,520 Or a vegetable? 1078 01:18:46,120 --> 01:18:48,840 No matter which way you turn and turns it, 1079 01:18:50,160 --> 01:18:52,360 cannot be used as a weapon. 1080 01:18:54,160 --> 01:18:55,160 Children... 1081 01:18:55,760 --> 01:19:00,400 Use words, not watermelons, to resolve your differences 1082 01:19:02,200 --> 01:19:08,440 And remember: The police and the fruits and the vegetables...are your friends. 1083 01:19:11,200 --> 01:19:12,200 Finger up. 1084 01:19:12,800 --> 01:19:14,120 Not that finger. 1085 01:19:28,320 --> 01:19:34,000 Wait, wait. I kill myself if i do this. - Jenny! 1086 01:19:35,320 --> 01:19:36,320 Jenny! 1087 01:19:36,800 --> 01:19:37,800 Damn it. 1088 01:19:39,320 --> 01:19:41,840 Excuse me. I'm sorry. 1089 01:19:47,080 --> 01:19:50,000 -Hello, you have come to the wrong house. -Yes. Sorry. 1090 01:19:51,680 --> 01:19:52,880 Oh, damn. 1091 01:19:55,640 --> 01:19:58,360 -Hello. -My God, she's super pretty. 1092 01:19:59,320 --> 01:20:01,960 I don't think so that we got a real take. 1093 01:20:02,800 --> 01:20:04,200 Everyone was just joking. 1094 01:20:06,640 --> 01:20:09,040 I see you have your luggage. Fat. 1095 01:20:10,600 --> 01:20:12,280 I'm so sorry. 1096 01:20:13,080 --> 01:20:14,080 Just go back. 1097 01:20:14,160 --> 01:20:16,120 - Sorry. -Just go back. 1098 01:20:16,200 --> 01:20:17,200 Excuse me. 1099 01:20:19,160 --> 01:20:20,720 You've had a long day. 1100 01:20:21,360 --> 01:20:22,760 You better go to bed, girlfriend 1101 01:20:22,920 --> 01:20:26,040 - Okay. No. -Come on now. I'm going to massage your… 1102 01:20:26,120 --> 01:20:28,680 Your back will feel good. We are going to Sweden... 1103 01:20:28,760 --> 01:20:33,800 Stop. Go to Sweden and make the operation? Which operation? 1104 01:20:34,880 --> 01:20:36,920 Penis enlargement. Follow me. 1105 01:20:37,120 --> 01:20:38,880 - Come on, I'm going to massage it. - It's... 1106 01:20:38,960 --> 01:20:41,040 -Come on now. We play. -You know what? I am looking for... 1107 01:20:41,120 --> 01:20:44,280 Come now. Don't be like that. We play the Sultan and his companions. 1108 01:20:44,360 --> 01:20:48,080 Come on, I'm the Sultan. I have to rub you like a turkish bath boy. 1109 01:20:48,720 --> 01:20:50,560 -Come on. -The Sultan and his... 1110 01:20:52,400 --> 01:20:53,880 The Sultan and his, his attendants. 1111 01:20:58,440 --> 01:21:00,120 Stop laughing. 1112 01:21:05,040 --> 01:21:06,400 Take it, take it all. 1113 01:21:07,080 --> 01:21:08,080 Get started. 1114 01:21:08,640 --> 01:21:10,280 -What? -Action. 1115 01:21:15,480 --> 01:21:16,480 It happens. 1116 01:21:18,800 --> 01:21:19,800 And action. 1117 01:21:20,480 --> 01:21:21,480 Sweet nose. 1118 01:21:22,440 --> 01:21:23,680 -Ok, that was really good. It was... - Get out of here. 1119 01:21:23,760 --> 01:21:25,040 Out! 1120 01:21:26,160 --> 01:21:27,920 Your partner doesn't say much. 1121 01:21:28,760 --> 01:21:30,160 Teddy bear... 1122 01:21:31,600 --> 01:21:34,640 -Brad, so nice to see you. -Oh my god, I hate it so much. 1123 01:21:34,720 --> 01:21:38,000 - It was a long time ago. -This feels right. 1124 01:21:39,400 --> 01:21:42,720 No, that's my daughter. She has a couple of guys with her. 1125 01:21:47,080 --> 01:21:51,320 Why do I find this so funny? What is that guy saying? 1126 01:22:11,200 --> 01:22:12,200 Excuse me. 1127 01:22:13,800 --> 01:22:14,920 So stupid. 1128 01:22:15,360 --> 01:22:16,360 Excuse me. 1129 01:22:19,320 --> 01:22:21,920 You are a whole session with a psychologist. 1130 01:22:23,160 --> 01:22:24,160 Excuse me. 1131 01:22:36,360 --> 01:22:38,040 We will be out of here in… 1132 01:22:54,080 --> 01:22:55,520 Come, let's go. Let's end this.